cheese churne

An unclean penis that constantly omits a cheesy odour.

I'm cancelling Amsterdam Pete, your cheese churner smells shocking.

cheese churne by shockin burt June 23, 2017

Cheese Churning 

During penetration, cheese churning is the act of physically rotating your penis inside of your partner 360 degrees, usually involving the whole body rotating along with it. After ejaculation, the churned semen resembles that of butter or cheese, not to be mistaken for dick cheese.

cheese churning is my favorite sexual act

Cheese Churning by xcarinbonnilajuarezsalazar June 7, 2017

cheese churner 

A penis that produces copious amounts if smegma.

A. Yo, what's that smell?
B. I think its Pete's cheese churner!
A. Shockin'

cheese churner by shockin burt December 6, 2017

cheese churner 

Put a cheese weel on your dick than have someone eat it wile they are jacking you off and sticking a plunger-type object up the subjects ass secureing them to the floor.

Sara felt like having a snack so she grabbed a weel of chesse and stuck it through a mans penis and ate it off the cheese churner.

cheese churner by spoonanil96 June 1, 2011

Chutney and Cheese 

You put some cheddar cheese around your dick and then butt fuck a girl till its kinda melted, then put some bread around it and make her eat it...Bread, Cheese, and all.

You know that girl we met at the pub? well i took her back to the flat and did a chutney and cheese!

Chutney and Cheese by lolwutnotme December 2, 2009

Churn your cheese 

a act of a guy jacking off or masturbating

Dude, can I churn your cheese?

Churn your cheese by thischick12 January 26, 2011

CheeseChurger 

A ball man who makes ball juice

CheeseChurger makes ball juice

CheeseChurger by hplovecraft'scat April 27, 2021