cheese churne

An unclean penis that constantly omits a cheesy odour.

I'm cancelling Amsterdam Pete, your cheese churner smells shocking.

by shockin burt June 23, 2017

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Cheese Churning

During penetration, cheese churning is the act of physically rotating your penis inside of your partner 360 degrees, usually involving the whole body rotating along with it. After ejaculation, the churned semen resembles that of butter or cheese, not to be mistaken for dick cheese.

cheese churning is my favorite sexual act

by xcarinbonnilajuarezsalazar June 7, 2017

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cheese churner

A penis that produces copious amounts if smegma.

A. Yo, what's that smell?
B. I think its Pete's cheese churner!
A. Shockin'

by shockin burt December 6, 2017

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cheese churner

Put a cheese weel on your dick than have someone eat it wile they are jacking you off and sticking a plunger-type object up the subjects ass secureing them to the floor.

Sara felt like having a snack so she grabbed a weel of chesse and stuck it through a mans penis and ate it off the cheese churner.

by spoonanil96 June 1, 2011

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Chutney and Cheese

You put some cheddar cheese around your dick and then butt fuck a girl till its kinda melted, then put some bread around it and make her eat it...Bread, Cheese, and all.

You know that girl we met at the pub? well i took her back to the flat and did a chutney and cheese!

by lolwutnotme December 2, 2009

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