Someone who checks all the boxes to be pretty but, when you put it all together, it doesn't really
work. From far away they're really pretty but, the closer up you get, you're able to see the flaws in their artificial
beauty. All their attractiveness is fake, so it's not actually pretty.
The
box checker is known to have weekly appointments at the tanning salon, dye their hair the lightest shade of bleach blonde, own every push-up bra from
Victoria's Secret, and have long fake nails. Is a frequent user of both the Facetune app and the crown Snapchat filter. The most extreme
box checkers have used plastic surgery to change that A-cup to a DD, which surprised literally no one.
Box checkers are typically very open sexually and, to your dismay, have hooked up with your biggest crush, older brother, and hot third cousin. But
even though they've hooked up with all these people, they are ALWAYS single because who would want to date the girl with fake
boobs and chlamydia. While they never have a problem going home with someone, they are all understood as "undatable."
Nate: I think Brittany's kind of pretty but something's off.
Lisa: Oh my god she's such a
box checker. Her makeup is so caked on and her tan is totally fake. Also no way that's her natural hair color.