chaurpe 

1. Shit
2. to deficate

If you don't pull this van over right now I will be forced to chaurpe on the cat!

chaurpe by Turd Ferguson April 26, 2005

Charpentier 

A person possessing this name is someone highly intelligent, motivated and Conservative in political views. A Charpentier is unique, not easily swayed by others, and opinionated with an uncanny knack for sarcastic, quick-witted humor. To be a Charpentier is to be like royalty.

That person is so smart and funny... She must be a Charpentier.

Charpentier by Charpie August 18, 2008

chaupe

synonym to great, amazing, fantastic, etc.
created by maddie, mona, and allie.
it's the new word to use.

Girl: That movie last night was GREAT.

Maddie, Mona, Allie: You mean chaupe, DUH. It's the new word to use :)

chaupe by maddie42194 March 31, 2008

Charper 

A word to describe an extremely hot babe with a great personality especially if they go to Valencia High School.
Most girls are jealous of this exquisite species.

Guy 1: dude that girl is soo hott.
Guy2: that's because she is Charper

Charper by pleasedome August 6, 2009

Charpet

CHARPET (pronounced "char-pet") A charpet is a word describing a very hairy chest. The term is derived from the combination of the words "chest" and "carpet." Many charpets are revealed on the beach or when men (typically) unbutton their shirts or wear t-shirts that are specifically cut to highlight the charpet feature. The hair must be so thick as to look and feel much like a tighly weaved piece of carpet. Some charpets are so short and dense that they resemble a burber style carpet, while others sport much longer, looser hair that looks more like a shag carpet.
Other derivatives of this word include:
CHARPWHITE (pronouced "charp-white") A Charpwhite is similar to a charpet, but the chest hair is white in color. This look is often featured by other men, but has also been spotted on a rare breed of women.

Some uses of the word include:
Hey, look at that guy's charpet, it's really thick
Wow, I wonder if he has to vacuum that thing regularly

Charpet by Jim the observer July 14, 2009

Churpethy 

Having fake empathy for someone with
Mean spiritedness .

Oh I'm so sorry for your broken legs !
I bet you wish you could still walk

to the fridge and grab me a beer ,
He said to the patient, with churpethy

Churpethy by Sermo factorem January 28, 2019

Chairpersoning 

Noun; Someone who simultaneously handles two or more "virtual meetings" by competently running them both(e.g., two web ex meetings, or a call at the same time)

Please have Ben handle this project - his chairpersoning skills will allow us to get all the meetings done this afternoon, so the project is finished on time

Chairpersoning by FinishItNow123 August 25, 2011