Chauffer

Two dicks in the ass one dick in the pussy.

Guy talking to 2 other male friends: Hey, let's give her the chauffer tonight.

Chauffer by Nick christensen August 10, 2021

Chauffer Shift 

1. A work shift where a co-worker schedules you the exact same shift as themselves or another co-worker so that it conviently works out for them that you can give them a ride to and from work.

2. This usually occurs when co-workers have no car or their driving privlages have been suspended so the person with the chauffer shift is guilt tripped into going out of their way to pick them up and take them home. Only rarely are they offered gas money for their generosity, it is just expected of them.

Emily: "Hey, you and I just happen to have the exact same shift as each other tomorrow, I didn't realize I did that when I wrote the schedule. Crazy."

Jessica: "Yep."

Emily: "Well since we're going in at the same time is it cool if you swing by and pick me up on your way to work?"

Jessica: Sighing..."Yeah, I guess so." Sigh "Damn chauffer shifts." (mutters under breath)

Chauffer Shift by 12548SSSS June 3, 2011

Monkey Chuffer 

After a night of beer and curry abuse the morning after shit that causes severe ring sting leaves one walking like a monkey.

Dude, all that beer and curry last night has left my rusty bullet hole red raw, man i'm walking like a fucking monkey chuffer.

Monkey Chuffer by Cheesy and PJ January 14, 2004

Chuffers 

A large pair of soft breasts

Wow that girl has a great pair of chuffers

Chuffers by Fruit palace May 14, 2018

chuffer 

Chuffer – (noun) One who could be described as being all talk and no action and in some cases the talk is merely a whisper.

I know that guy over there looks like he’s about to go postal, but he’s a real chuffer. He’ll probably just go home and cry like a bitch.

chuffer by M'ie July 25, 2008

chauffeur

A man who is a free ride for a woman. He pay's for everything and provides transportation but gets nothing in return.

Jack: "Connor, what the hell!"
Connor: "What."
Jack: "Dude, you are being a total chauffeur for Kelly."
Connor: "Awww, shit."

chauffeur by eatinthehippie23 February 27, 2009

chauffriend 

A person with whom you are friends solely because they have a car and you do not.

"Are you going to invite Steve to the party?"

"No, he's not really a friend, he's just a chauffriend."

chauffriend by AcuraMX5 March 6, 2022