chatslang

Abbreviations such as "lol" (laugh out loud, "jk" (just kidding), "2" (to, too), and "4"(for). Used in chatrooms and on Instant Messanger for people who are in a hurry or too lazy to type things out. Sometimes it is used by idiots in spoken conversation. When used by pre-teen/teenage girls it often includes TyPiNg LiKe ThIs.

1. Could you please use less chatslang? I don't know what you're trying to say.
2. The other day my sister said "L-O-L" after I told a joke. It was very disturbing.

by Mercury Silverscale September 13, 2003

chatblank

When on facebook chat, sometimes the chat history mysteriously disappears. Often you have just missed what the other person said and so will say 'chatblank' to let the person you are talking to know that the chat went blank.

Often caused by refreshing the page or clicking onto a different one.

Person1: And her was sooo wasted LOL!
Person2: sorry, chatblank.
Person1: hahaha that sucks, i said he was sooo wasted
Person2: LOL!

by garfieldphone July 19, 2010

chatswong

The colloquial name for the suburb Chatswood, on the lower north shore of Sydney, Australia.
It refers to the predominance of Asians in the area.

chatswong is full of asians.

by hgjghj March 30, 2008

Chatstanding

In a large corporate Zoom/Teams meeting, attendees with nothing to add to the conversation make up for it with banal, cheerleading and good vibes in the meeting chat to make sure they are seen.

Not sure why Bob was in that meeting, but boy was he chatstanding with his shallow words of encouragement and inappropriate memes.

by jhertz3000 September 9, 2022

Catslaughter

The murderings of a cat (Feline). Literally. You murdered the cat.

If I pull out of the driveway, and a cat comes out of no where and I run it over. Would I be sent to jail for Catslaughter?

by GourmandChick October 25, 2012

Clitorally Challanged

A man (usually of Chilean heritage) that can not locate the clitoris.

"Lower..."
"There?"
"No, to the left..."
"Here?"
"No, Hans, for fuck's sake, it's right there, to the right!"
"Oh, this, right here? The knub?"
"That's my belly button, you fucking spic retard! I'm out of here."
"Baby wait! Baby c'mon... baby, they're six bucks a pill..."

by Gabriel March 15, 2005

Rooster-challanged

Posessing inadequate penis size.
Someone who has insufficient penis size.

I couldn't continue the date with a guy that is as rooster-challanged as he is.

by Tamryn Hunter August 29, 2006