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Is similar to a rock slingin design (in that it whips around the body for added speed), however has been designed for the comfort of a cat. This will catapult the objectifying cat much further then an ordinary throw ever could.
<Gary> "Dude, that stupid cats back!"

<Jon> "Wanna borrow my Catsling?"

<Gary> "I thought you broke it using a rock in it?"
Catsling by Rusty B June 25, 2005
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Cattling 

The act of picking up cattle, aka fat, obese chicks. Usually done by men, when they are drunk, lonely, and need to get laid.
Yo dawg, I am so drunk, I am goin cattling
Cattling by Ilovecattles September 5, 2016

Catling Gun 

An unspayed cat that is continuously birthing litters of kittens.
Our Catling Gun Lavender got knocked up by the neighborhood tomcat yet again while still nursing her litter before we could get her fixed.
Catling Gun by Raul Terra March 13, 2021

Castling 

Fisting with an open palm, fingers curled in and upwards to resemble the prongs at the top of a rook chess piece.
My ass is a little sore from all the castling last night, but Trevor likes it!
Castling by JoJoMonMon June 9, 2011

cattlings 

Dawg, look at those cattlings in the field!
cattlings by miosis March 5, 2004

Catalingus 

The act of a female cat licking its own vagina.
Don't pet Fuzxy, she's in the corner performing catalingus.
Catalingus by Appleflavredfun February 24, 2017

High Castling 

To undermine the power and authority of an established system or institution by sharing and distributing disruptive propaganda films that usually depict an alternate reality and interpretation of past, present and future events
John is always high castling on Facebook ever since the recent election results. He's always posting these subversive dooms-day-like video clips to stir a reaction.
High Castling by darpasneak February 7, 2017