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chatblank 

When on facebook chat, sometimes the chat history mysteriously disappears. Often you have just missed what the other person said and so will say 'chatblank' to let the person you are talking to know that the chat went blank.

Often caused by refreshing the page or clicking onto a different one.
Person1: And her was sooo wasted LOL!
Person2: sorry, chatblank.
Person1: hahaha that sucks, i said he was sooo wasted
Person2: LOL!
chatblank by garfieldphone July 19, 2010
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chatslang 

Abbreviations such as "lol" (laugh out loud, "jk" (just kidding), "2" (to, too), and "4"(for). Used in chatrooms and on Instant Messanger for people who are in a hurry or too lazy to type things out. Sometimes it is used by idiots in spoken conversation. When used by pre-teen/teenage girls it often includes TyPiNg LiKe ThIs.
1. Could you please use less chatslang? I don't know what you're trying to say.
2. The other day my sister said "L-O-L" after I told a joke. It was very disturbing.
chatslang by Mercury Silverscale September 13, 2003

chatbant 

A word to describe something which is funny or a general vibe of a situation.
" mate that is such good chatbant "
" hey frankchat, how's the chatbant? "
chatbant by rutbantOFB November 30, 2021
(n) An instance where an unsuspecting victim is invited into an online chat or call and is demeaned, demoralized, or abused by the host and/or other members of the conversation.

(v) To invite an unsuspecting victim into an online chat or call with the intent of demeaning, demoralizing, or abusing the guest (often with other co-conspiring chat members).

Also referred to as gangchat, chatbush, and chatstomp.
"I finally got invited to chat online with the cool kids, but once I was in the call, all they did was make fun of me. It was a total chatbang. I tried to defend myself, but they booted me from the call. Heck, that's the last time I ever accept a chat invite from those bullies."
Chatbang by RicepirateMick June 26, 2013

chatlani 

The surname of a really great and successful person who is also very kind and generous.
Person 1: Hey! I just met a Chatlani, She was rich but still nice.

chatblink 

Noun: a website used by 100% men(mostly from India) who spend hours skipping eachother and getting catfished in hopes of getting nudes. Chatblink users are often considered single, virgin, pathetic, and pedo
Dude, I went on chatblink, and some Indian man offered me $100 to send my exes nudes
chatblink by Balcombe_defines March 24, 2022

chalanka 

to urinate in ones mothers mouth while jerking off a rhinosurous
Many african tribes chalanka 5 times a day.
chalanka by trisha and brian. December 9, 2004
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