chatslap

An online berating (similar to a real world bitchslap), conducted over gchat or AIM, that is intended to knock some sense into someone.

e34: I may be late for practice tonight
toobutz: why?
e34: that fly honey asked me to coffee
toobutz: DUDE, seriously? You're due for a major chatslap...forget about that ho and get your ass there on time.
e34: daym. f.i.n.e.

by Dear Famous Asshole August 26, 2008

chatslang

Abbreviations such as "lol" (laugh out loud, "jk" (just kidding), "2" (to, too), and "4"(for). Used in chatrooms and on Instant Messanger for people who are in a hurry or too lazy to type things out. Sometimes it is used by idiots in spoken conversation. When used by pre-teen/teenage girls it often includes TyPiNg LiKe ThIs.

1. Could you please use less chatslang? I don't know what you're trying to say.
2. The other day my sister said "L-O-L" after I told a joke. It was very disturbing.

by Mercury Silverscale September 13, 2003

ChatSnap

Direct messaging someone through Snapchat.

She barely responds to my texts but always ChatSnap's me when I post a story on Snapchat.

by Snaplatts November 7, 2017

Chat slap

To give someone a brief, pointed, reprimand via text for an "out of line" remark. The virtual equivalent to a "slap upside the head" for an inappropriate or rude comment while texting or in "chat" with someone. A "WTF were you thinking moment" where you give someone a quick "dressing down" in order to bring the conversation back onto previous path.

She deserved a chat slap for being so rude to her best friend. OR ... She gave him a chat slap when he answered her question about the homework assignment, with ribald sexting.

by Kasheega January 21, 2015

Chatsnap

the new Snapchat that only old people and annoying teachers use cause their headasses

"Don't cyberbully on Chatsnap, kids!"

by AandH.? February 23, 2018

catslap

When a man Puts His penis inbetween a womans breasts

And the woman rubs up and down forcing the man to cream all over her face

e.g. cats like cream and stuff

"can i put my nob inbetween ur bongos"
"sure"
"that feels kinda good"
"splash"
"what a good catslap"

:)???

by Jack1991 June 24, 2007

Chatslop

The term "Chatslop" refers to low-quality, inaccurate, content-neutral, and often meaningless generic text, audio, or video generated by AI chatbots that lacks originality, genuine thought, relevance, insight, or content.

"I am sick of wading through all the Chatslop in my news feed!"

by BadlyAgingGiftedChild December 8, 2025