charfus 

vomit

Use the charfus bucket

charfus by madcraft July 28, 2011

Charcuses 

Excuse made to avoid hanging out or chilling with friends is Charcuse(s)

Andrew: Hey man, you want to chill after work?

Charlie: Nah man, I gotta go for a family dinner tonight
Andrew: Man stop with all your Charcuses!!

Charcuses by Asoniasonia November 8, 2015

Chaffus 

A rash caused by friction by a learning surfer. He thought he heard the word chafe but came up with chaffus.

“Before we go surfing, can you get the stuff that helps me not get chaffus”

Chaffus by j-pizzle June 27, 2020

Charfunkle 

to end a conversation, something that is wack, uncool, or involving Connecticut

This song is so charfunkle. I hope someone kills it until it dies to death.

Charfunkle by M. Pa May 8, 2011

Charush

A guy who is smarter than Einstein, and even Joe Mama. He is better than you at everything (and there is no point in arguing). You may not know him, most likely because he is not famous...yet. But keep your valuables home cuz they tend to disappear when he is nearby, if you get what I mean.

Person 1: I aced a test!
Person 2: Dang! You're such a Charush!

Charush by DEATHuSUCK_8943 November 7, 2019

Charcustipated 

The constipation that you get when you gorge on holiday, charcuterie boards for days on end

That holiday meat and cheese tray really has me charcustipated!

Charcustipated by MortDMort November 25, 2022

stocolate charfish 

When you drink a whole box of Franzia wine and get so drunk that you want to lick your partners ass but you can't say it correctly to ask them so you just go ahead and lick it anyway.

I got so wasted that I stocolate charfished the old lady until she screamed in ecstasy.

stocolate charfish by Cheshire Woods Sickos May 2, 2009