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charfus by madcraft July 28, 2011
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Charcuses 

Excuse made to avoid hanging out or chilling with friends is Charcuse(s)
Andrew: Hey man, you want to chill after work?

Charlie: Nah man, I gotta go for a family dinner tonight
Andrew: Man stop with all your Charcuses!!
Charcuses by Asoniasonia November 8, 2015
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A rash caused by friction by a learning surfer. He thought he heard the word chafe but came up with chaffus.
“Before we go surfing, can you get the stuff that helps me not get chaffus”
Chaffus by j-pizzle June 27, 2020

Charfunkle 

to end a conversation, something that is wack, uncool, or involving Connecticut
This song is so charfunkle. I hope someone kills it until it dies to death.
Charfunkle by M. Pa May 8, 2011
A guy who is smarter than Einstein, and even Joe Mama. He is better than you at everything (and there is no point in arguing). You may not know him, most likely because he is not famous...yet. But keep your valuables home cuz they tend to disappear when he is nearby, if you get what I mean.
Person 1: I aced a test!
Person 2: Dang! You're such a Charush!
Charush by DEATHuSUCK_8943 November 7, 2019

Charcustipated 

The constipation that you get when you gorge on holiday, charcuterie boards for days on end
That holiday meat and cheese tray really has me charcustipated!
Charcustipated by MortDMort November 25, 2022

stocolate charfish 

When you drink a whole box of Franzia wine and get so drunk that you want to lick your partners ass but you can't say it correctly to ask them so you just go ahead and lick it anyway.
I got so wasted that I stocolate charfished the old lady until she screamed in ecstasy.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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