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Charcuses 

Excuse made to avoid hanging out or chilling with friends is Charcuse(s)
Andrew: Hey man, you want to chill after work?

Charlie: Nah man, I gotta go for a family dinner tonight
Andrew: Man stop with all your Charcuses!!
Charcuses by Asoniasonia November 8, 2015
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A rash caused by friction by a learning surfer. He thought he heard the word chafe but came up with chaffus.
“Before we go surfing, can you get the stuff that helps me not get chaffus”
Chaffus by j-pizzle June 27, 2020

Charfunkle 

to end a conversation, something that is wack, uncool, or involving Connecticut
This song is so charfunkle. I hope someone kills it until it dies to death.
Charfunkle by M. Pa May 8, 2011
A guy who is smarter than Einstein, and even Joe Mama. He is better than you at everything (and there is no point in arguing). You may not know him, most likely because he is not famous...yet. But keep your valuables home cuz they tend to disappear when he is nearby, if you get what I mean.
Person 1: I aced a test!
Person 2: Dang! You're such a Charush!
Charush by DEATHuSUCK_8943 November 7, 2019

Charcustipated 

The constipation that you get when you gorge on holiday, charcuterie boards for days on end
That holiday meat and cheese tray really has me charcustipated!
Charcustipated by MortDMort November 25, 2022

stocolate charfish 

When you drink a whole box of Franzia wine and get so drunk that you want to lick your partners ass but you can't say it correctly to ask them so you just go ahead and lick it anyway.
I got so wasted that I stocolate charfished the old lady until she screamed in ecstasy.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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