MortDMort's definitions

Charcustipated

Being Charcustipated is the constipated state that is brought on from gorging too much and too long on your favorite holiday meat and cheese trays AKA charcuterie boards

Boy that Christmas Eve celebration has me charcustipated for real!!!

by MortDMort November 25, 2022

Charcustipated

The constipation that you get when you gorge on holiday, charcuterie boards for days on end

That holiday meat and cheese tray really has me charcustipated!

by MortDMort November 25, 2022