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Chargus

A chargus is when you shit in someone’s mouth well ejaculating in someone’s ear than piss in their nose creating a supersonic book whipping out humanity
Don’t test me frank I swear I will chargus your ass.

Nigga I this beef patties smells like chargus.
by Nugget lord quang February 4, 2019
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Charcuses

Excuse made to avoid hanging out or chilling with friends is Charcuse(s)
Andrew: Hey man, you want to chill after work?

Charlie: Nah man, I gotta go for a family dinner tonight
Andrew: Man stop with all your Charcuses!!
by Asoniasonia November 8, 2015
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i'm pressin charges

Is only used when an individual, using strong caution, decides to threaten another individual with a court case.
Jim: "imma slap a bitch"
Jane: "I'M PRESSIN CHARGES! I'M PRESSIN CHARGES!!"
by becca g. July 7, 2008
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Charush

A guy who is smarter than Einstein, and even Joe Mama. He is better than you at everything (and there is no point in arguing). You may not know him, most likely because he is not famous...yet. But keep your valuables home cuz they tend to disappear when he is nearby, if you get what I mean.
Person 1: I aced a test!
Person 2: Dang! You're such a Charush!
by DEATHuSUCK_8943 November 7, 2019
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Chargasm

A Chargasm is when a Charzard pokemon is having an orgasm and jizzes fire. This often happens when his opponent stimulates him with a lighting bolt attack.
Ash: "I choose you charzard"
Charzard: "Charzard"
Opponent: "I choose you pikachu"
Ash: "aww shit"
Opponent: "ligthning attack pikachu"
Pikachu: "PI-KA-CHUUU"
Charzard: "CHAR CHAR CHARGASM"
Ash looses
by daboss647 November 29, 2011
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charfus

Use the charfus bucket
by madcraft July 28, 2011
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Charcustipated

The constipation that you get when you gorge on holiday, charcuterie boards for days on end
That holiday meat and cheese tray really has me charcustipated!
by MortDMort November 25, 2022
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