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chapshit

The act of a child literally shitting out lies. The only know record of this is in 1823 when Joseph Smith shit out the Book of Mormon.
Dude my mom caught me chapshitin yesterday and beat me with original chapshit for an hour.
by TheWeirdWolf September 5, 2019
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super mega piece of CRAPSHITFUCK!!!!

This vigorous and violent outburst is usually associated with someone terribly angry and disappointed with something.
Silver Sun is a super mega piece of crapshitfuck!!!!
by Max Mannix July 7, 2008
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Crapshit sandwich

A sandwich made out of the crap and shit you find around your house. (ex: bread, lettuce, a smashed egg, AA batteries, bodywash, a frozen burger, a shell, baby carrots, etc.) This is always a fun thing to make. Wrap it in plastic, and hide it in your friend's closet, or sock drawer. Also may consist of literal shit.

Also can be used to cover up swear words
What the fuck is this crapshit sandwich doing here!?

Holy crapshit sandwich
by Isotti January 14, 2010
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Crapshit

Exclamation of surprise, especially dismay or other non-favorable excitment (though not always)
Oh great merciful 'crapshit', my hand is stuck in the blender!
by Trey October 20, 2004
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cheapshit

Somthing that is cheap and shitty at the same time. Cheap can be good if quality is adequate. Shit is never good unless your rooting against the San Francisco Giants who will always be shitty. This word combines cheap and shit, obviously.
I bought a cheapshit shirt at a discount retail store and it fell apart after I wore it once.
by Steve Collar September 11, 2006
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crapshit

WOH FUCK i stepped in some crapshit
by Paul June 19, 2003
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crapshitvatard

Similar in meaning to libtard, but meant to be used against conservatives.

It also sounds a lot more similar to "conservative" than "libtard" does to "liberal".

Alternatively, "cunt-shit-va-twat" can also be used, if you so desire.
Fox News: "Hillary the libtard wants to ruin America"

CNN: "Donnie the crapshitvatard is ruining America"
by 100 106 116 July 22, 2018
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