Capshit

When someone feels the need to use ALL FRICKIN CAPS in order to emote their excessive internet anger.

Caroline: WHY YOU BE STEALIN MY MAN!?!?!?!
Alexx: Dude, don't go all capshit on me

by Alexx613 June 28, 2011

Capeshit

Film based on a superhero or comic book franchise

Guy 1: "hey you wanna go see captain america?"
Guy 2: "no i'm really over capeshit at the moment"

by TheSpazFromRainman August 28, 2014

Catshit Crazy

Someone who has absolutely nothing to lose and also owns a ton of cats. Catshit crazy people are different from regular crazy people because of their attitude, activities and amount of cats they own. A regular crazy person would shoot at a plane with a pistol. A catshit crazy person will jump off of one plane with a knife in their hands, onto another, break the glass and kill the pilot ... and land safely with atleast one cat in tow. In order to be truly catshit crazy the person must do the most outrageous things and still return safely without hurting one of their many cats.

crazy: throw a brick through your window

catshit crazy: break up with a guy because he ate a cheeseburger before going to a bbq. Date a guy that works with your dad and plan your wedding after 3 dates. Contemplate breaking up with a guy you’re not even dating because he went to MSU.

by GPW September 13, 2011

catshit and mouse turd

Substitute these words for the popular sandwich condiments (ketchup and mustard) to impress and/or disgust your friends and loved ones.

Would you please pass the catshit and mouse turd, grandma?

by Steve Scholten August 26, 2005

Catshit on Toast

A name a cook gives to a meal they throw together at the last minute and the answer they give to everyone who asks the question "What's for Dinner"?

I wonder what Mom is cooking for dinner tonight? I sure hope it's not Catshit on Toast again.

by NonnaK March 11, 2011

catshit!

A juvenile phrase screamed at the top of your lungs in a sporting environment when you are encouraging your team members to 'catch' the ball. Often used in gym period to get away with swearing.

Kyle: "Catshit! Mark! Catshit!!!"
Gym teacher: "What did you say?"
Kyle: "I'm telling Mark to catch the ball sir."

by redyakuza June 10, 2009

capeshitter

A person who watches nothing but Marvel movies, specifically those from the MCU, and thus only expresses real life events and their taste in film relative to bland, boring, formulaic CGI-fests. Usually over-sensitive to spoilers and thinks Scorsese films are overrated, but hasn’t seen any.

CAPESHITTER: “Bro, have you seen that new Deadpool movie? It’s epic, like bacon!”

by Throwawayurbandictionary July 2, 2021