chanxed

Another way of saying that a person is either touched or hacked (very upset)

E.g. 1)

Jess: why you Chanxed?

Keegz: coz you always think you're right!!

E.g. 2)

Keegz: What's wrong?
Jess: I'm a bit chanxed. Got my report marks back...

by DuckBoiStevie April 18, 2018

war has changed

War has changed.

It's not about nations, or ideologies.
It's not even about profit, resources, or ethnicity.

It's an endless series of proxy battles,
fought by mercenaries and machines.

War, and its vast consumption of human life,
has become a rational, well-oiled business transaction.

War has changed.

ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons,
use ID-tagged gear.

Nanomachines inside their bodies
enhance and regulate their actions.

Genetic control.. Information control..
Emotion control.. Battlefield control.

Everything is monitored, and kept under control.

War has changed.

The age of deterrence is now the age of control,
averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction.

And he who controls the battlefield, controls history.

War has changed.

When the battlefield is under total control,

war becomes routine.

War has changed. MGS has changed.

by FinaLWoot. November 4, 2008

short changed

1. To be extremely close to accomplishing something only to have it unexpectedly taken away at the last minute.

2. To mis-judge distance or position resulting in injury to yourself or another person

1. I just got "short changed" by that quick traffic light

2. I just "short changed" myself by shifting in my chair wrong and injuring my "private area"

by cabbagehead February 8, 2008

Chanded

Chanded (v) – to get really fucked up usually with a combination of marijuana, alcohol, and juul pods, and gravitate towards women much older than you who are likely of foreign origin. Getting Chanded correlates with increased likelihood of pregnancy and owing that girl half of your income for the rest of your life.

Or, to get fucked in the ass by The Donald.

"dude I was so chanded last night that I can't remember whether I used a condom. Apparently I brought home a 33 year old girl from Brazil"

"yeah dude you totally acted like you were chanded during that meeting with our landlord the next morning he couldn't believe you were only 21."

"I was really tired and sore from working out so he must have thought I got Chanded in the white house last night"

by novelty16 October 26, 2018

Devyn, A changed man

Appearantly I changed this dude...
For some reason his friends hate me and I don't even know some of them.
He is good to me but acts differently around other people for some reason.

Wow look at that I made Devyn, a changed man

Appearantly... :/

by halo lowis May 31, 2022

Changed

DON'T EVER SEARCH THIS AND DON'T GO TO IMAGES, IF YOU DO YOU WILL TOTALLY FUCKING DIE. DON'T SEARCH IT.

man: "hey you should search changed"
peanut brain: "what's changed?"
man: "just search it"
peanut brain: "ok"

*peanut brain fucking dies from the horrible images*

by w i n n i n g s m i l e February 22, 2021

Chanked Out

Intensely blazed / toked / stoned / high / that your eyes are as slinky and chinky as a chank can be.

MJ: yo, how the budda treatin ya
Kushman: Damn yo, I am mad CHANKED OUT son!

by master unity mind August 4, 2010