2 definitions by novelty16
Chanded (v) – to get really fucked up usually with a combination of marijuana, alcohol, and juul pods, and gravitate towards women much older than you who are likely of foreign origin. Getting Chanded correlates with increased likelihood of pregnancy and owing that girl half of your income for the rest of your life.
Or, to get fucked in the ass by The Donald.
Or, to get fucked in the ass by The Donald.
"dude I was so chanded last night that I can't remember whether I used a condom. Apparently I brought home a 33 year old girl from Brazil"
"yeah dude you totally acted like you were chanded during that meeting with our landlord the next morning he couldn't believe you were only 21."
"I was really tired and sore from working out so he must have thought I got Chanded in the white house last night"
"yeah dude you totally acted like you were chanded during that meeting with our landlord the next morning he couldn't believe you were only 21."
"I was really tired and sore from working out so he must have thought I got Chanded in the white house last night"
by novelty16 October 26, 2018
Dude 1: Did you know the median salary at amazon is $28,000? That means 325,000 people are making below the poverty line!
Dude 2: not surprised. Did you know that Jeff Bezos likes to kill his employees?
Dude 1: Yeah I heard that instead of putting AC in his factory when it was 110 degrees he hired a bunch of niggas to park medical trucks outside the building and revive people who fainted
Dude 2: not surprised. Did you know that Jeff Bezos likes to kill his employees?
Dude 1: Yeah I heard that instead of putting AC in his factory when it was 110 degrees he hired a bunch of niggas to park medical trucks outside the building and revive people who fainted
by novelty16 May 5, 2018