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Chanded (v) – to get really fucked up usually with a combination of marijuana, alcohol, and juul pods, and gravitate towards women much older than you who are likely of foreign origin. Getting Chanded correlates with increased likelihood of pregnancy and owing that girl half of your income for the rest of your life.

Or, to get fucked in the ass by The Donald.
"dude I was so chanded last night that I can't remember whether I used a condom. Apparently I brought home a 33 year old girl from Brazil"

"yeah dude you totally acted like you were chanded during that meeting with our landlord the next morning he couldn't believe you were only 21."

"I was really tired and sore from working out so he must have thought I got Chanded in the white house last night"
Chanded by novelty16 October 26, 2018
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chandelor 

Reflective yet sensible, captivating and exquisite. Subtle. You have to take a second glance kinda guy. Can't get you off my mind type of dude. Addicting. He is solid. A stone. Hidden beyond the surface lay gems and jewels. Luxuriously striking man, posh and proud. Whom says the least, but is the wisest. Eyes that heal all the pain ever endured. Hands gentle enough to repair a broken soul. Heart desirable enough to change the world. Body capable of pleasuring the senseless. Possesses the love of a girl, who loves him for all that he is and all he will be become
Dude I hate that guy Chandelor...

You only hate him cuz you're jealous man
chandelor by anjlajck February 11, 2015

Chanderology 

A lifestyle that the residents of Chandler Crossings subscribe to. The chanderologist is passionate about "living the good life" and likes to work hard and play harder.
"Mike practices Chanderology. Today he is going to study before going to the gym, laying out at the pool, playing a game of pickup basketball and hanging out in the student lounge."
When you write a word in all capitol letters for greater emphasis and misspell it.
Must be CHANDED.

CHANDED was meant to be CHANGED.
Chanded by Lisasdashit October 25, 2018
It’s when a porn star rolls up a magazine and shoves it up yer rear end
Stormy chanded me.