Chanded (v) – to get really fucked up usually with a combination of marijuana, alcohol, and juul pods, and gravitate towards women much older than you who are likely of foreign origin. Getting Chanded correlates with increased likelihood of pregnancy and owing that girl half of your income for the rest of your life.
Or, to get fucked in the ass by The Donald.
Or, to get fucked in the ass by The Donald.
"dude I was so chanded last night that I can't remember whether I used a condom. Apparently I brought home a 33 year old girl from Brazil"
"yeah dude you totally acted like you were chanded during that meeting with our landlord the next morning he couldn't believe you were only 21."
"I was really tired and sore from working out so he must have thought I got Chanded in the white house last night"
"yeah dude you totally acted like you were chanded during that meeting with our landlord the next morning he couldn't believe you were only 21."
"I was really tired and sore from working out so he must have thought I got Chanded in the white house last night"
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Stormy chanded me.
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Marisa: Why does Eric even bother talking in class - he has no idea what he's talking about.
Michael: What do you expect? I mean he's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier!
Michael: What do you expect? I mean he's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier!
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It's not about nations, or ideologies.
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It's an endless series of proxy battles,
fought by mercenaries and machines.
War, and its vast consumption of human life,
has become a rational, well-oiled business transaction.
War has changed.
ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons,
use ID-tagged gear.
Nanomachines inside their bodies
enhance and regulate their actions.
Genetic control.. Information control..
Emotion control.. Battlefield control.
Everything is monitored, and kept under control.
War has changed.
The age of deterrence is now the age of control,
averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction.
And he who controls the battlefield, controls history.
War has changed.
When the battlefield is under total control,
war becomes routine.
It's not about nations, or ideologies.
It's not even about profit, resources, or ethnicity.
It's an endless series of proxy battles,
fought by mercenaries and machines.
War, and its vast consumption of human life,
has become a rational, well-oiled business transaction.
War has changed.
ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons,
use ID-tagged gear.
Nanomachines inside their bodies
enhance and regulate their actions.
Genetic control.. Information control..
Emotion control.. Battlefield control.
Everything is monitored, and kept under control.
War has changed.
The age of deterrence is now the age of control,
averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction.
And he who controls the battlefield, controls history.
War has changed.
When the battlefield is under total control,
war becomes routine.
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