chanderize 

A verb: to hug, especially without warning.

Last night I was chanderized by Chandra, it was quite unexpected and pleasant.

chanderize by cHO March 26, 2004

Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier 

Someone slow, dimwitted or stupid - another way of saying "Not the sharpest knife in the drawer". Also, someone who stands out in a crowd as being particularly unintelligent.

Marisa: Why does Eric even bother talking in class - he has no idea what he's talking about.

Michael: What do you expect? I mean he's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier!

Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier by SpencerDuhm March 15, 2009

ear chandelier 

A long, dangling earring that contains long strands of shiny metal and/or gemstones. Very much adds to a woman's look, and frames her face and smile.

My girl looks hot when she wears the ear chandeliers I gave her.

ear chandelier by yes juanito yes December 17, 2014

not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier 

as defined by the reality TV show Forensic Mysteries on HLN, this a synonym phrase for "not the brightest person around"

boy 1) yo come to my backyard, i want to start a party by going out to weed

boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.

boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.

not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier by Uncle Dimma March 16, 2013

calderize 

to leer at large breasted women in a creepy way from a close proximity

steve often calderizes girls at bars

calderize by Steven Calder February 19, 2006

Golden Chandelier 

The act of multiple people urinating on a single person.

Ya Mothah begged Monny, Billy, Scott and I to drink more tawnic so we could Golden Chandelier her face.

Golden Chandelier by Crystal METTH March 10, 2015

caranderize 

transitive verb: Inflected forms: car•an•der•ized, car•an•der•iz•ing, car•an•der•iz•es DEFINITIONS: 1. (originally) To smell a bicycle seat specifically. 2. (generally now, in common use) By using one's nose in very very close proximity, to detect and delight in the odor, stink or scent, and to gauge for vulgar or perverse personal pleasure, the seamy olfactory characteristics of an object, most commonly a seat, which has been in direct contact with the, clothed or unclothed, buttocks or ass of a person. Other Forms: car'an•der•i•za'tion (noun); car'an•der•iz'er (noun).

(in current use) Martin loved to caranderize the still warm seats in the movie theater as soon as possible after the audience had exited.; (originally) Willie would spend hours caranderizing at the bicycle rack outside the library's entrance.

caranderize by Lt. Johnny C. January 8, 2009