calderize 

to leer at large breasted women in a creepy way from a close proximity

steve often calderizes girls at bars

calderize by Steven Calder February 19, 2006

Jo Calderone 

Lady Gaga's bad- ass alter ego/ apparant old flame. He appears in her music video for "You and I" and even attended the 2011 VMA's in her absence. During the awards, he performed her single "You and I" and accepted the Best Female Video, and Best Video With a Message on his woman's behalf.

He even tried to make a move on the "INCOMPERABLE BRITNEY SPEARS!" but unfortunately was unsuccesful...

A man of mystery, but certainly not a stranger to the stage, much about Jo remains unknown. He was on the cover of Japan's Vogue Hommes in September, 2011 and stated that he "had never had his picture taken before".

Jo is loud, rude, and obnoxious, but he truly cares for his girl, Lady Gaga. He has attracted the attention of countless girls across the country and even some from men.

He's a greaser with great pipes (courtesy of Gaga herself?) and some mad hip movements.

DEFINATELY SOMEBODY TO KEEP YOUR EYE ON (;

Person 1: Hey man did you see Lady Gaga on the VMA's last night?!

Person 2: Dude I don't know what you're talking about. Gaga wasn't there- Jo Calderone took her place. He killed it!!"

Person 1: OH. so THATS who that random greaser was!

Jo Calderone by yeah yeah chicken feet September 3, 2011

Calderic 

Someone who worships Eleanor Calder, Louis Tomlinson's so-called girlfriend. A calderic is said to be performing Indian rituals to look like Eleanor.

Calderic: If you don't know how big Eleanor's thighgap is you are not a true calderic.

Calderic by Stylinfag March 21, 2013

calderone 

One badass family that doesn't give a shit. They got no worries

I wish I was a Calderone

calderone by dixie boy17 November 5, 2013

Casperize 

Verb-
from Casper the Friendly Ghost-
To make something easy to understand and comfortable(i.e., transparent and friendly) that would otherwise be difficult and scary.

Making General Relativity easy to understand by dressing up like Einstein and providing very simple and tangible examples. "I wish someone could Casperize calculus for me; I have some kind of mental block against understanding it".

Casperize by KenKT March 10, 2009

caulderize 

To become emotionally attached to another person for an indefinite period of time, and in most cases, permanently.

"Let me in 'til I caulderize. Let me in til I'm on your mind. All of the time." -Dusty Ray of The Drama Montage

caulderize by The Drama Montage February 18, 2011

candelize 

To become a candle

On the way to class, by backpack suddenly candelized, but it's okay it smelled like peach.

candelize by Sexy Soup November 3, 2018