gold star champion 

An overachiever who has the consistently annoying habit of hijacking any conversation into an advertisement of his or her successes to anyone within ear range so that he or she can get some cheap validation; usually someone who was a top students in elementary school who hoarded the gold star stickers and used them as a (self-defined) standard of superiority

_________ had a habit of steering any fun night at the bar into letting people know about his/her newest top academic scores. She's/He's such a fucking gold star champion.

gold star champion by Icannadoeet February 9, 2013

matt champion 

a fucking daddy that will leave your legs quaking with every verse he has in a brockhampton song.

"wow, matt champion is an incredibly lyrcist!"
"agreed!"

matt champion by angelspacebaby May 18, 2018

Jack Champion 

The Golden Retriever Boy Jack Champion ♡. A 18 year old who appears in the movie "Avatar" as "Spider", and as we probably most know him from the sequel "Scream VI" as the famous "Ethan Landry ♡". Jack Champion is an absolute sweetheart! He will literally immediately put a smile to your face with his positive energy, dorky hilarious humor and his amazing top tier dance moves!🕺And don't even get me started with how undeniably handsome the boy is! With his pretty smile, his dark brown curly hair, toned muscular body, hypnotizing gorgeous chocolate brown eyes will leave you utterly speechless!

Girl 1 : " I so wish I could meet Jack Champion he seems so sweet! And he's sooo handsome"🤭
Girl 2 : "Yeah me too! It would be my dream!!😻

Jack Champion by Iheartethanlandryy March 25, 2023

Matt Champion 

radiates big dick energy
one of the finest men alive
goes off on all his verses
the ultimate sk8r boi
a king who respects women
cmon we all know he has a big dick

“Matt Champion is my favorite member of brockhampton”

Matt Champion by lilspacegod July 11, 2018

Champion Patty Eater 

A person of rather large proportions, most likely as a result of over eating

Have you seen Laura since she’s been working from home? She’s turned into a right champion patty eater

Champion Patty Eater by Chopper.Mk.52 October 30, 2020

Jack Champion 

MY BIGGEST CELEBRITY CRUSH IVE HAD ONG, HE IS SO AHSJSHSJS

person one: “have you heard of Jack Champion?”
person two: “no I haven’t, why?”
person three: “WATCH HIS MOVIES! HE’S SO FINE”

Jack Champion by slutforcrazymen March 25, 2023

champaignin 

To beershower someone of the opposite sex; usually done in celebratory fashion on the dance floor or some other large social gathering.

"Once Lil John came on, I started Champaignin’ this bitch who was grindin’ on me. "

champaignin by bankz316 October 22, 2013