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Champaigning 

Anything that involves a similar effect of opening a bottle of champaigne and having it foam around its neck, or spilling the foam a certain distance away.
The girl was jacking her boyfriend off, and suddenly he started champaigning all over her.

As soon as we walked over the manhole, the lid came off and it started champaigning everywhere.

He champaigned whip cream all over his head with a pressurized can.
Champaigning by Dias_Brazil September 3, 2013
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Champaigning 

Promoting the values & ideals of the top 1% of a nation's earners. Often done by drinking expensive beverages with them in lavish rooms, normally behind closed doors and usually in the total absence of the media's cameras & microphones.
Despite new campaign-financing restrictions, the champaigning has continued, with massive contributions coming from Brand-X, whose CEO Candidate-Y recently appointed as Finance Minister.
Champaigning by NoFeetSmell October 13, 2011

champaignin 

To beershower someone of the opposite sex; usually done in celebratory fashion on the dance floor or some other large social gathering.
"Once Lil John came on, I started Champaignin’ this bitch who was grindin’ on me. "
champaignin by bankz316 October 22, 2013

Champagning 

When you poop and your first shit is solid, followed by nothing but liquid.
"Ted just spent the past 20 minutes in the bathroom champagning."
Champagning by waitwut December 5, 2014

Champagning 

To ejaculate in a manner that resembles popping the cork of a champagne bottle. Should be screamed while in the act.
Champagne!!

Damn. I champagned all over her stomach/butt

I be champagning all over these bitches
Champagning by Kimberly and tits mcgee September 18, 2011

Time for Some Campaignin' 

A popular 2008 internet video parodying the major players in the presidential campaign created by JibJab.com.
Now it's time for some campaignin'!
Citizens gather from both far and near
For a ritual we practice every four years,
When we promise you anything you want to hear
To win the crown we're chasin'

Urban Campaigning 

When you come to Urbandictionary.com and flood the site with stupid definitions about Mitt Romney or Barrack Obama as if anyone's vote hinges on your so-called wit.
The Urban Campaigning after every debate left the editors with a veritable shitstorm of asinine definitions to sort through which, while funny and sometimes even true, are generally worthless and unoriginal. I know, because I am one.
Urban Campaigning by JustAnotherGuy October 26, 2012
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God Shot 

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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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