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Champaigning 

Anything that involves a similar effect of opening a bottle of champaigne and having it foam around its neck, or spilling the foam a certain distance away.
The girl was jacking her boyfriend off, and suddenly he started champaigning all over her.

As soon as we walked over the manhole, the lid came off and it started champaigning everywhere.

He champaigned whip cream all over his head with a pressurized can.
Champaigning by Dias_Brazil September 3, 2013
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Champaigning 

Promoting the values & ideals of the top 1% of a nation's earners. Often done by drinking expensive beverages with them in lavish rooms, normally behind closed doors and usually in the total absence of the media's cameras & microphones.
Despite new campaign-financing restrictions, the champaigning has continued, with massive contributions coming from Brand-X, whose CEO Candidate-Y recently appointed as Finance Minister.
Champaigning by NoFeetSmell October 13, 2011

champaignin 

To beershower someone of the opposite sex; usually done in celebratory fashion on the dance floor or some other large social gathering.
"Once Lil John came on, I started Champaignin’ this bitch who was grindin’ on me. "
champaignin by bankz316 October 22, 2013

Champagning 

When you poop and your first shit is solid, followed by nothing but liquid.
"Ted just spent the past 20 minutes in the bathroom champagning."
Champagning by waitwut December 5, 2014

Champagning 

To ejaculate in a manner that resembles popping the cork of a champagne bottle. Should be screamed while in the act.
Champagne!!

Damn. I champagned all over her stomach/butt

I be champagning all over these bitches
Champagning by Kimberly and tits mcgee September 18, 2011

Time for Some Campaignin' 

A popular 2008 internet video parodying the major players in the presidential campaign created by JibJab.com.
Now it's time for some campaignin'!
Citizens gather from both far and near
For a ritual we practice every four years,
When we promise you anything you want to hear
To win the crown we're chasin'

Urban Campaigning 

When you come to Urbandictionary.com and flood the site with stupid definitions about Mitt Romney or Barrack Obama as if anyone's vote hinges on your so-called wit.
The Urban Campaigning after every debate left the editors with a veritable shitstorm of asinine definitions to sort through which, while funny and sometimes even true, are generally worthless and unoriginal. I know, because I am one.
Urban Campaigning by JustAnotherGuy October 26, 2012
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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