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Chameleons 

Similar to a survivalist, but with several important differences. Chameleons prepare themselves for scenarios in which failure would result in a large loss of life or societal collapse as opposed to survivalists who simply wish to prepare for an apocalypse. They dress in a paramilitary style or are nondescript. Their preparation for emergency situations often makes them the civilians who first respond to medical situations or accidents. Most are concentrated in urban areas where their skills are most likely to be useful.
Before the paramedics arrived, we saw a couple perform CPR on the victim. They both had large backpacks filled with medical supplies and took control of the situation. I think they were Chameleons.
Chameleons by Kertap November 1, 2008
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Chameleons 

referring to a female who is pretty sometimes, and sometimes not pretty
Pedro: Crystal was hot yesterday, but today she doesn't look good at all.

Jared: Bro, she's a chameleon.
Chameleons by Alex December 5, 2004

Cock Chameleon 

A term to describe the sycophant of the office who has the distinct ability to blend in with management by bag licking .
Charles didn't care whose dick it was in upper management that he was sucking to get promoted because he was a Cock Chameleon and can adapt to any situation.
Cock Chameleon by will bitten December 19, 2016

Idea Chameleon 

One who adopts something trending with the intention of impressing others.
OMG WHY IS LUKE SUCH AN IDEA CHAMELEON?!?!?!?
Idea Chameleon by ChrissyT123 September 28, 2013

Chameleon Circuit 

A component of a TARDIS which allows it to change shape to match its surroundings and remain inconspicuous. The circuit on the Doctor's TARDIS has malfunctioned, leaving it stuck in the shape of a 1960s style British police box. Not to be confused with British trock band chameleon circuit
The Doctor: "My chameleon circuit hasn't worked since 1963"
Chameleon Circuit by TheMrJay8 September 8, 2012

Female Chameleon 

A woman that claims to stand up for men's issues and act red-pilled, but does it for their own benefit by taking advantage of the fact that they are women, as opposed to doing it to help solve men's issues, thus demonstrating that they do not care at all about men's issues.
Guy 1: Bro did you just see Think Before You Sleep's video on Roma Army?
Guy 2: Yeah, he exposed her as a female chameleon.
Female Chameleon by Red-Pill Bomber October 17, 2020

charmeleoning 

When one sets his cock on fire and forces it into a pussy filled with gasoline and says, "fuck these masterballs"
Oh that bitch is great at charmeleoning. My dick still hurts but totally worth it
charmeleoning by Kumzard January 5, 2015
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