chaivin

Chaivin is the best wife ever. She’s the other half of Jackie. She has a bold and dirty mindset that she will not hide unless she is seduced. She has the brightest smile and can make anyone laugh. Having a chaivin as a friend will likely be your biggest accomplishment in life. She is the most awesome, creative, and funny person. She is an angel on earth and a true blessing.

“Who’s Jackie’s new wife? She’s absolute perfection?”

“Oh that’s Chaivin. I aspire to be like her!”

by Albin1234 May 29, 2022

Chauvinism

Committing murder in broad daylight.

Named for Derek Chauvin, former Minneapolis police officer who killed George Floyd on May 25, 2020.

Derek Chauvin, in a brazen act of Chauvinism, knelt on George Floyd's neck for nearly nine and a half minutes while Floyd struggled to live, repeatedly gasping I can't breathe, until he died. Chauvin did so in public, as Darnella Frazier, a seventeen-year-old girl, recorded an unflinching video of the episode. Her video went viral, resulting in massive social unrest across America and was the pivotal piece of evidence in securing Chauvin's conviction for murder. He was sentenced to 22 years in prison.

by Monkey's Dad July 11, 2021

Carbon Chauvinism

Carbon chauvinism is a relatively new term meant to disparage the assumption that extraterrestrial life will resemble life on Earth. The term was used as early as 1973, when Carl Sagan described it and other human chauvinisms that limit imagination of possible extraterrestrial life.

Scientist 1: "All forms of terrestrial life must be carbon-based."

Scientist 2: "Dude, that's carbon chauvinism...silicone is a possible building block of life. Just look at breast implants."

by ScrumpyGirl December 3, 2010

derek chauvin

a breath taking man

guy 1: have you heard of derek chauvin
guy 2: i have everytime i see him i cant breathe

by racistnazi42068 October 28, 2020

Chivin

Chivin appears to be quiet and shy on the first glance, but he is actually a kind, sweet and is often very good at math.

People who get to know chivin usually say he is both a loyal and caring friend, who often worries about others more than himself.

Chivin is often seen as both cute and handsome, although having a low self image at times. People named chivin are usually both creative and artistic, excelling in both drawing and photography.

All around a kind, loyal, imaginative, fun lovering person who unfortunately has long periods of high stress and anxiety.

Hey have you met my friend chivin he's the best.

by The beautiful truth November 12, 2016

Ghost-Chairing

When You Move A Chair With your Feet while sitting across the desk And Say There's a "Ghost chair!"

Person 1: YO DAWG THE CHAIR IS MOVING BY ITS SELF!
Person 2: YO THAT CRAZY OH WAIT YOUR Ghost-Chairing!

by James & Matthew March 14, 2020

chauvinist

Believing that the group one belongs to, be it of sex, creed, or color, is automatically superior to another's.

Sexism is a prime example of chauvinistic ideology.

by The Elders September 22, 2003