Chauvin

The most kick ass town in Canada. Has a population of less than 400 and is home of some of the coolest people in the world!

pronounciation (shaw-vin)

not to be confused with a chauvinist,(show-vin-ist)

person 1: "dude are you from chauvin?"

person 2: "naw, im from some gay ass city"

person 1: "fag"

by KennyMcCormickRox February 6, 2010

Chauvin

To murder someone by suppressing their ability to breath.

Don't Chauvin me, bro

by Gord M. April 1, 2021

chauvin

Fecal particles splashed onto the upper toilet bowl following explosive diarrhea. Commonly related to excessive pork consumption. Akin to former Minneapolis Police Officer Derek Chauvin’s likeness.

Please double flush to remove Chauvin from the toilet bowl.

by bribee November 16, 2020

Chauvin

A useless piece of southern fried dipshit. Frequents craigslist for m4m encounters. Fierce anal warts.

That guy is sure a Chauvin for not showing up to work and claiming to be "under the weather" after drinking a bottle of tequila the night before.

He is sure being a Chauvin with that fat wang in his mouth.

It is a Chauvin tradition to toss your salad.

The predator on Datline NBC is sure a Chauvin for trying to molest young boys.

by thetotallynongaystalkingyouontheinternet May 15, 2008

chauvin

verb, describes an action, or actions, taken by a police officer or other law enforcement official that is so heinous not even the thin blue line cannot save you from conviction

Officer Karen really chauvined up on patrol today!

by doombuggy69 April 21, 2021

chauvin

another word for urinal, port-a-potty, chamber pot, unsanitary, piss facility , a place where people come to pee or release bodily fluids.

Excuse me, I need to use your chauvin, do u have one here?

by the ghost of patrice o'neal May 1, 2021

Chauvin Jury

Biased Jury

ADA Binger is hoping for a "Chauvin Jury" in the Rittenhouse trial.

by free` November 4, 2021