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chairain
Nonsensical word on beach themed signed designed to confuse and enrage people, often prevents sleep.
chairain by chairainneedssleep January 25, 2018
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Charmaine
An incredibly cute girl who is also very smart and kind. Generally she will be very sensitive so you have to be careful not to upset her.
Usually a Charmaine will be the most helpful person in class. She has a cute laugh and voice and the best smile you will ever see.
If you go out with a Charmaine you win at life because you would have the best girlfriend anyone could think of.
Usually a Charmaine will be the most helpful person in class. She has a cute laugh and voice and the best smile you will ever see.
If you go out with a Charmaine you win at life because you would have the best girlfriend anyone could think of.
chairman wow
Expression of amazement to such a degree that a simple 'wow' just can't cut it. First known to have appeared on an episode of the (excellent) British sitcom 'The IT Crowd'.
Bill: Hey Ben, I just grew an enormous talking sunflower!
Ben: Chairman Wow!
Freakish Talking Sunflower: WEEED
Ben: Chairman Wow!
Freakish Talking Sunflower: WEEED
chairman wow by Dr Dougalstein October 5, 2007
Chairman Meow
Chairman Meow by My name June 11, 2006
Chairman Tom
(n., ethnic slur) Derogatory name for a Chinese-American person who is deferential to and emulative of Whites; comparable to the racial slur "Uncle Tom".
An asian dude who has no accent, hangs out with mostly white kids, doesn't necessarily overachieve in school, and doesn't glow red when drinking can be a Chairman Tom
Chairman Tom by zkg April 4, 2011
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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