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Chainmail 

When you get those texts or emails saying if you dont forward this to (whatever number it is) something will happen to you. In other words, the most annoying fucking waste of time on the planet.
John: Huh I got a chainmail!

Chainmail: If you do not forward this to 10 people, Carmen will chop off your head.

John: OH SHIT I GOTTA SEND THIS OUT
Chainmail by Doctor Largecock98 November 7, 2010
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Chainmail 

Evil stuff. Don’t repost it. Creeps you out. You don’t have to repost it. That’s not the point it’s made by trolls
‘I hate that CHAINMAIL. One of them said a ghost girl was coming to get me!!’
Chainmail by Hannacutebanana December 5, 2019

Chainmail 

A form of armour that involves interwoven rings (ringmail is slightly different) of metal, normally worn as a suit for protection in combat. It was lighter than plate armour and offered better protection than leather and was, therefore, a popular choice for light troops (or early armies, who didn't have the option of plate). It was slowly (but not entirely) phased out on line troops as plate armour became less expensive and lighter (though it was often used to cover the joints of the armour and was sometimes worn under the armour for added protection).
At the battle of Crecy, the non-noble troops on both sides wore mostly chainmail. However, this made the French soldiers fatally vunerable to English longbow fire.
Chainmail by Syber_Sid May 2, 2008

chainmail 

Things that break way more easily than expected.
Fucking chainmail nikes ripped after three days!
chainmail by vitaminC January 26, 2006

Chainmail 

1) A form of Armour worn by knights of old times made up of tightly woven metal links.

2) the masculine form of Knitting.
"You have any hobbies?"
"Yeah, I weave Chainmail."
Chainmail by 0hey.dude0 April 2, 2007

Chainmail friend 

aka: chain friend

somebody whos you dont really like but you decide to stay friends with just so you can send them those annoying chain messages
wow did u really send that email to her? i thought u didnt like her?

nah shes just a chainmail friend
Chainmail friend by tomatoes3 February 20, 2011

Jamaican chainmail 

Mesh fabric favored for tshirts and singlets (wife beaters) in the Carribean and among Carribean diasphoric populations worldwide.
Delroy kept cool through the long Kingston night by wearing only a 9mm, a pair of shorts, and a Jamaican chainmail wife beater.
Jamaican chainmail by Jah123 May 15, 2009
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