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chairface
The name of a man whose face is sat upon by a woman wearing either a thong or panties; the most popular clothing use is lingerie.
Last night, she made a chairface out of me!
Related Words
Chairface • Chain-Face • Chain Faced • carface • Chairfart • chairdance • chalkface • chachface • Chairacide • Chairacist
Chairfart
Part Of Speech: Verb
This sound is almost Identical to a real fart. A Chairfart happens when a chair squeaks or moves which in turn creates a farting noise. A Chairfart usually happens in a quiet room with lots of people (i.e. School, Church, Meeting room, etc.). The cover up for a Chairfart usually fails, because when you try and show someone that it was the chair making the noise, the chair refuses to make the noise again.
This sound is almost Identical to a real fart. A Chairfart happens when a chair squeaks or moves which in turn creates a farting noise. A Chairfart usually happens in a quiet room with lots of people (i.e. School, Church, Meeting room, etc.). The cover up for a Chairfart usually fails, because when you try and show someone that it was the chair making the noise, the chair refuses to make the noise again.
Chalkface
A genre or concept of music popular mainly in underground or expirimental scenes, characterized by total improvisation of lyrics and music and never playing the same song twice. Usually features elements of hip-hop and metal. Live recordings are sold far more often than studio work.
Chalkface by MasterShakeBayBay July 5, 2009
Carface
A person with an attractive face but an undesirable body which is hidden when that person is seated in a car. The opposite of Butterface.
Carface by losanjealous April 12, 2006
Chairforce
Reffers To The Majority Of The Airforce That Fly Nothing But Desks. Used Mainly By Ground Force Who Do Actual Fighting I.E. Army,Marines.
Chairforce by 68Winasanddune September 24, 2009
chachface
1. a person who exhibites the qualities of a chach; normal apperance may include: a receeding hairline, too tight designer pants, too small polo shirts of various colors.
2. a male who brags about his attendence at fashion shows and claims to have 'hooked-up' with various women that no one has ever seen or heard of.
3. a chach who speaks of athletic exellence, but has never played a sport in his life(unless dick sucking is a sport).
2. a male who brags about his attendence at fashion shows and claims to have 'hooked-up' with various women that no one has ever seen or heard of.
3. a chach who speaks of athletic exellence, but has never played a sport in his life(unless dick sucking is a sport).
chachface by Tim Couzens September 23, 2006
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