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A number of small fails performed in quick succession, creating a chain of fails.

Matthew slipped on the wet deck at the front of his house, which caused him to fall down the stairs onto the pavement, landing in a pile of dog faeces that his pet left there. Chainfail!

chainfail by rad rad robotankin' April 27, 2009

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Chainmail

When you get those texts or emails saying if you dont forward this to (whatever number it is) something will happen to you. In other words, the most annoying fucking waste of time on the planet.

John: Huh I got a chainmail!

Chainmail: If you do not forward this to 10 people, Carmen will chop off your head.

John: OH SHIT I GOTTA SEND THIS OUT

Chainmail by Doctor Largecock98 November 7, 2010

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Cheat Chain Fail

When one kid copies answers from a smart kid in class, then another kid copies from him/her, and the someone copies off the kid who copied off the kid who copied from the smart kid, and it turns out the smart kid got the wrong answer, so now the whole class is wrong.

Last time we organized the cheat chain for a test, the nerd of the class, Sarah, actually got the answer wrong, and I failed my test.
Our cheat chain became a cheat chain fail.

Cheat Chain Fail by sunilirioh March 4, 2009

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Chainmail

Evil stuff. Don’t repost it. Creeps you out. You don’t have to repost it. That’s not the point it’s made by trolls

‘I hate that CHAINMAIL. One of them said a ghost girl was coming to get me!!’

Chainmail by Hannacutebanana December 5, 2019

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Chasefail

Whenever something goes wrong.

"I had a total chasefail. I got two STDs from that one girl at the party."

Chasefail by Hrb5711 October 27, 2014

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chantaille

Gorgeous, smart, sexy, and humble.

“She looks just like a Chantaille!”

chantaille by Englishmuffin123 November 23, 2021

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Jamaican chainmail

Mesh fabric favored for tshirts and singlets (wife beaters) in the Carribean and among Carribean diasphoric populations worldwide.

Delroy kept cool through the long Kingston night by wearing only a 9mm, a pair of shorts, and a Jamaican chainmail wife beater.

Jamaican chainmail by Jah123 May 15, 2009

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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