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chaconked 

When you bang a girl so hard she can't feel her lower body
Oh my gosh Nathan chaconked me so bad I can't feel my hips
chaconked by Whitelightning24 March 18, 2016
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1) Someone who goes out of their way to get someone else in trouble.
2) Someone who causes their own problems, yet names you as the source, to get you in trouble.

Working at the bottom of the totem pole job, ie: cashier, front desk, etc. where workers are easily replaceable and unreasonable guests have it out for you. You got them diet coke which they asked for, when all the sudden they believe they wanted a coke and it's your problem for not mind reading the situation. You had a slight altercation that in normal day life would go unnoticed, but since they are a customer and you are an employee they go above and beyond - calling corporate - to get you into trouble.
1) I was working the cashier the other day and I got chaconed by a customer.
Oh boy, what happened?
He said he wanted small fries, changed his mind to medium, and didn't want to pay extra. Then he started going above and beyond to management. It was this whole thing.
Yeah, I can't stand all these chaconers.

2) This guest tried chaconing me yesterday.
What happened this time?
We were valeting cars and I told him I would park it across the street. He complained to management saying I was going to park it 3 blocks away.
Haha, you always get chaconed man.
Chacone by Hockeyguy September 2, 2013
Related Words
when a girl is giving you deep throat to the point it makes her react and while your taking your dick out it ejaculates and the girl vomits at the same time.
guy 1: " hey that girl who worked at kfc blew me hard she went throat deep"
guy 2: "wow was she good?

guy 1" "yeah in the climax i pulled out and she chacked on my dick it was sweet i felt the chunky food on my cock"
chacked by hamelt May 3, 2014

Chanked Out 

Intensely blazed / toked / stoned / high / that your eyes are as slinky and chinky as a chank can be.
MJ: yo, how the budda treatin ya
Kushman: Damn yo, I am mad CHANKED OUT son!
Chanked Out by master unity mind August 4, 2010
looking like you are on drugs - high, stoned
dude you look so chonked
chonked by filter2700 August 13, 2007
Broken, smashed, damaged, no longer working (properly).
My computer crashed last night and when I went to reboot, the whole thing was chanked.
chanked by deecee September 12, 2005

chonked in the dot 

Literally - fucked in the arse.
Metaphorically - screwed over, cheated
That car service cost me a grand. I got chonked in the dot.
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