cgoots

CANT GET OUT OF THIS SHITS

no i cgoots.

by cgoots May 1, 2023

Cloots

What you're supposed to yell when you see someone fucking a car muffler

"Dude, look over there in that parking lot!"

"Eew, Cloots!"

by The Scav Man April 1, 2009

pull a cootsie

Make an error; miss an opportunity; lack of performance (similar to drop the ball)

I know you're nervous, but try not to pull a cootsie.

by McBang November 7, 2006

Cootscoot

When a woman is riding her man and grinding back and forth like a dog wiping it's ass on the carpet

Bro I was banging a total 7 last night but when she got on top all that she did was cootscoot, it was like my cock was stuck on a malfunctioning meat slicer

by Fozzie's Bear May 14, 2021

Cootscooter

A woman that when she has rides her man can't maintain rhythm or bounce and instead scoots her pussy back and forth like a dog with blocked anal glands

To compensate for Dan having a below average sized penis Nicole had to adjust her style to being a cootscooter when riding on top to avoid slippage

by Fozzie's Bear May 14, 2021

Croots

Croots are boots made by Crocs. The combination of crocs and boots = croots

Man just when you thought she would ditch the crocs for the winter she got a pair of croots!

by JohnnyHancock March 5, 2023

cootsnboots

to be amazingly cool. to be so hot the sun is jealous.

omg, your so cootsnboots!

by cootsnboots(: August 25, 2009