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What you're supposed to yell when you see someone fucking a car muffler
"Dude, look over there in that parking lot!"

"Eew, Cloots!"
Cloots by The Scav Man April 1, 2009

pull a cootsie

Make an error; miss an opportunity; lack of performance (similar to drop the ball)
I know you're nervous, but try not to pull a cootsie.
pull a cootsie by McBang November 7, 2006
When a woman is riding her man and grinding back and forth like a dog wiping it's ass on the carpet
Bro I was banging a total 7 last night but when she got on top all that she did was cootscoot, it was like my cock was stuck on a malfunctioning meat slicer
Cootscoot by Fozzie's Bear May 14, 2021

Cootscooter 

A woman that when she has rides her man can't maintain rhythm or bounce and instead scoots her pussy back and forth like a dog with blocked anal glands
To compensate for Dan having a below average sized penis Nicole had to adjust her style to being a cootscooter when riding on top to avoid slippage
Croots are boots made by Crocs. The combination of crocs and boots = croots
Man just when you thought she would ditch the crocs for the winter she got a pair of croots!
Croots by JohnnyHancock March 5, 2023

cootsnboots 

to be amazingly cool. to be so hot the sun is jealous.
omg, your so cootsnboots!
cootsnboots by cootsnboots(: August 25, 2009