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the mustache that results from post oral activity on the cooter. The more unruly the pubic hair, the more robust the coostache will be. If not removed, the cootstache may further enhance or prolong cooter breath.
I know what you were doing, dude, you have a cootstache!
by allthingscooter May 09, 2011
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