cootstache

the mustache that results from post oral activity on the cooter. The more unruly the pubic hair, the more robust the coostache will be. If not removed, the cootstache may further enhance or prolong cooter breath.

I know what you were doing, dude, you have a cootstache!

by allthingscooter June 9, 2011

chopstache

A mustache with mutton chops minus the goatee. Also known as friendly mutton chops.

Dave once had a full beard and he shaved off his goatee, and now has a sweet chopstache.
Dude, when did you grow a chopstache?

by Katy and Chris December 9, 2008

Cockstache (Cock Mustache)

When a female has a guy's balls in her mouth and his dick is horizontal across her face underneath her nose. This overall making it look like the girl has a cockstache or cock mustache.

If the dude has some pubes, it could also be called giving a girl a Bitler

How about you suck my balls....my dick is across her face. Hmm how do you like my Cockstache (Cock Mustache)hardy har harrr

by HmmmAwkwardd September 16, 2011

copstache

The trim, regulation moustache worn by police officers and military personnel.

The patrolman's copstache did not extend beyond the corners of his mouth.

by Tom McGrath December 12, 2007

Costache

Costache is the best guy everrrrrrr. It 's impossible to not fall in love with him. He' s so hot, hotter than everyone!!!! His eyes will make you feel like in a dream.

Mara : I think I've falllen in love. He's so hot

Ancuța : hot? He must be a Costache

by Abracadabra677838 February 19, 2021

cockstache

when you catch an unsuspecting person sleeping and you proceed to whip out your cock and place it on their upper lip and then catch it on film

Becky was real upset when I gave her a cockstache

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

Cockstache

James and Taskin, the inventors of the Cockstache, are also proud wearers of one. Defintion not needed.

"Yo I got a big dick"
"Same"
"Cockstache.."
"Same"

by Teekizzy December 28, 2011