Croots

Croots are boots made by Crocs. The combination of crocs and boots = croots
Man just when you thought she would ditch the crocs for the winter she got a pair of croots!
by JohnnyHancock March 05, 2023
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croot

When you think you are merely going to toot, but you crap.
by we_are_the_walrus August 11, 2008
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hey joe, lets go to the croot and make some acronyms
by me April 02, 2005
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croote

A croote is someone who is typically under 5ft and has a long moustache. Most people find them annoying.
The old man next door is a bit of a croote
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crooted

I guess you can say you got crooted
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Croots Salad

A type of man who indulges in meaningless discourse to provoke people to react on his sexual exploits with minors.

Croots is a corruption of the word "croutons" mixed bits in salad.
"he is a croots salad"
by Urduja Lansaguin June 10, 2022
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