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Croots Salad 

A type of man who indulges in meaningless discourse to provoke people to react on his sexual exploits with minors.

Croots is a corruption of the word "croutons" mixed bits in salad.
"he is a croots salad"
The drunken state where you do not act solely crazy or solely loose, instead you are somewhere along the middle, thus "croose"
"She got so drunk at that party last night, she was croose"
croose by Lara88 December 31, 2006

Crooks and nannies 

When a person is stoned out of their mind they will say this word when refering to a small crevice within a object
Don't forget to clean all of the crooks and nannies in that ceiling fan.

Lesane Parish Crooks 

Aka Tupac Amaru Shakur

Tupac was a very famous rapper who was assasinated in 1996. Hits: Brendas' Got A Baby","Stricly For My Niggaz", "Breathin", "White Man's World"
Rest In Peace Lesane.
RIP
Tupac Amaru Shakur
1971-1996
In The Event Of My Demise
when my heart can beat no more
I hope i die for a principal
or a beleif that i have lived for
I will die before my time
because i already feel the shadows depth
so much i wanted to accomplish
before i reached my death
I have come to grips with the
possibility
and wiped the last tears from my eyez
I loved all who were positive
IN THE EVENT OF MY DEMISE
- Tupac Shakur
Tupac Amaru Shakur OR Lesane Parish Crooks

Crooks & Castles

Hot clothing brand sold on karmaloop. The concept was easy. "Crooks", criminals, pimps, hustlers, thieves, etc. And "Castles" those who got rich by becoming a crook.
I saved 20% off on Crooks & Castles clothing on Karmaloop by using repcode AN24457!!
Crooks & Castles by loscoches January 5, 2009

croogster 

noun,

1. croogster - is a person who is geographically independent and consistently receives freelance projects, rather than working full time on a regular salary basis as an employee

"We don't have enough funds to hire another employee. It would be wiser to outsource the work to a croogster"

noun
2. crooging - the ability to earn from digital media by receiving freelance projects consistently is called Crooging.

"I think crooging is a good reason for you to quit your job, you can easily travel around the world and work at the same time."

noun,
3. croog - a service that is offered by a croogster for sale
"Indonesian designers offer some amazing UI design Croogs at a very low cost"

verb (used without object), crooging.
4. crooging - to act or work as a croogster:
"The designer used to be an employee for us but is crooging now."

Origin of croogster - Croogster
"I have asked Dave to get our Logo designed from Croogster for our new business"
croogster by Willis Shakespeare November 10, 2016
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Slop Grenade

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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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