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CooterScooter

This term refers to the mobility scooters used primarily by the elderly and handicapped.

Larger stores have them available for shopper's convenience and while intended for those in need, they're occasionally used by able-bodied numbskull kids for entertainment.

The usage of "cooter" in this definition is derived from the word "coot," referring to an elderly person.
"Hey dude, let's go ride the CooterScooters."
v. To deny sex and expel from sleeping quarters, having led someone on.

n. The act of such a denial and expulsion.
Man, I was making out with him on his bed and then out of nowhere he cootbooted me!
cootboot by Cooterbooter February 18, 2010

scootscootbangbang 

Something rats say when they are gonna pull up to your crib, or when they're gonna fuck your bitch
Terry : I'm gonna pull up to your house and go scootscootbangbang

pootscootboogie 

Having sex with someone in a stand-up position while both partners are flatulent. Ideally, Brooks & Dunn is playing in the background.
My wife and I were gassy after eating burritos, but that didn't stop us from doing the pootscootboogie during our lovemaking.
pootscootboogie by Cap'taint Crunch February 20, 2014

cooterscootch

A less-than-genteel description of what a female dog does when it drags its netherquarters across the carpet due to some form of rectal discomfort. Also, used as a perjorative.
Goddamn, but Ol' Daisy's takin' a cooterscootch on my good rug.

OR

Get off me, cooterscootch.
cooterscootch by Joe Ravata July 9, 2010

Bootscoot 

Bootscoot- The term Bootscoot refers to a fast escape, often performed as rag time is played.
Or a quick shuffling style of dance, performed by a drunk father.
Also any style of nonsensical expression of movement whilst donning any caliber of foot covering that has 15 or more eyelits. Such as tap dancing while wearing steel toed boots
Joejack's father bootscooted for hours against Jimmydan's father and neither were victor.
My husband bootscooted when I asked him to pay the electric bill.
Bootscoot by Jothewaiter February 28, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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