Cootscoot

When a woman is riding her man and grinding back and forth like a dog wiping it's ass on the carpet

Bro I was banging a total 7 last night but when she got on top all that she did was cootscoot, it was like my cock was stuck on a malfunctioning meat slicer

by Fozzie's Bear May 14, 2021

CooterScooter

This term refers to the mobility scooters used primarily by the elderly and handicapped.

Larger stores have them available for shopper's convenience and while intended for those in need, they're occasionally used by able-bodied numbskull kids for entertainment.

The usage of "cooter" in this definition is derived from the word "coot," referring to an elderly person.

"Hey dude, let's go ride the CooterScooters."

by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) July 11, 2017

cootboot

v. To deny sex and expel from sleeping quarters, having led someone on.

n. The act of such a denial and expulsion.

Man, I was making out with him on his bed and then out of nowhere he cootbooted me!

by Cooterbooter February 18, 2010

scootscootbangbang

Something rats say when they are gonna pull up to your crib, or when they're gonna fuck your bitch

Terry : I'm gonna pull up to your house and go scootscootbangbang

by bootleg_doritos April 7, 2017

pootscootboogie

Having sex with someone in a stand-up position while both partners are flatulent. Ideally, Brooks & Dunn is playing in the background.

My wife and I were gassy after eating burritos, but that didn't stop us from doing the pootscootboogie during our lovemaking.

by Cap'taint Crunch February 20, 2014

cooterscootch

A less-than-genteel description of what a female dog does when it drags its netherquarters across the carpet due to some form of rectal discomfort. Also, used as a perjorative.

Goddamn, but Ol' Daisy's takin' a cooterscootch on my good rug.

OR

Get off me, cooterscootch.

by Joe Ravata July 9, 2010

Bootscoot

Bootscoot- The term Bootscoot refers to a fast escape, often performed as rag time is played.
Or a quick shuffling style of dance, performed by a drunk father.
Also any style of nonsensical expression of movement whilst donning any caliber of foot covering that has 15 or more eyelits. Such as tap dancing while wearing steel toed boots

Joejack's father bootscooted for hours against Jimmydan's father and neither were victor.
My husband bootscooted when I asked him to pay the electric bill.

by Jothewaiter February 28, 2011