cephalapod
cephalapod by blank October 20, 2004
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bespeckled cephalopod
bespeckled cephalopod by Lardarse23 September 24, 2017
Cephalopodsexual
Cephalopodsexual by Bunnyyyuuu January 23, 2019
Cephalopodophile
An individual who engages in sexual acts with a Cephalopod i.e. a Squid, Octopus, Baby Kraken.
This act is mostly displayed in hentai where it is kind of hot and a little bit funny. In real life however, it's just gross because most Cephalopods are slimy and moist.
This act is mostly displayed in hentai where it is kind of hot and a little bit funny. In real life however, it's just gross because most Cephalopods are slimy and moist.
You watch so much Tentacle Hentai that you may as well be a Cephalopodophile, seriously, it's becoming a problem
Cephalopodophile by Max Harley September 9, 2010
cephalopod
cephalopod by donsanman April 13, 2010
Bespeckled Cephalopod™(Rowlet, etc)
a kid who trys to use stuff from the pass to guilt trip/insult others (mainly rubber mittens) and has innacurate information such as his urban dictionary post about rubber mittens. He also says that rubber mittens shouldnt have admin when in reality he has worked hard and rowelt should be banned
Bespeckled Cephalopod™(Rowlet, etc) by Rubr Mitns June 1, 2017
Bespeckled Cephalopod™
A Bespeckled Cephalopod™ is someone who can't stop attacking someone under any circumstance, even though asked to stop their ways, they continue acting like a child.
Person 1: Hey! Stop acting like that! It's extremely childish! You're being a Bespeckled Cephalopod™!
Person 2: FUCK YOU! I WON'T STOP UNTIL __ GETS PUNISHED!
Person 2: FUCK YOU! I WON'T STOP UNTIL __ GETS PUNISHED!
Bespeckled Cephalopod™ by ThatDooderino June 1, 2017
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