Centerpenis 

A centerpenis is a dildo center piece for a formal table.

Wow Meg, I’m having so much fun at your sex party but you have to tell me, where did you find that centerpenis??

Centerpenis by Dis0wned May 13, 2018

centerpeice 

Taking a dump, wiping, then taking another little dump on top of the toliet paper.

Mike: Dude, i just left an awesome centerpeice in your toilet!

Joe: You kno i expect you to flush that, right?

centerpeice by OG Birdfeeder January 1, 2012

centipenis 

a penis with over a hundred legs, or a penis that is a meter in length

dude 1: I have a centipenis
dude 2: the good kind or the bad kind
dude 1: you tell me!!!

centipenis by Teran Bergeron July 5, 2007

Craterpenis 

A penis that is so deformed it almost shares a liking of a coffeecake.

or

When it's time to become a nun.

John held up a sponge to his private parts they were almost Identical, that's when I realized my boyfriend had a Craterpenis.

Craterpenis by HotPinkPyro August 2, 2010

Human centipenis 

When males partake in polygamous anal sex facing in the same direction, i.e. nut to butt, so that the orgy resembles a centipede. Although only a true centipenis can be made with exactly 50 participants, any group of 3 or more is commonly refers to as this for comedic purposes.

"Did you see the MMMM scene in that new pornographic video, 'The Human Centipenis'?"

"Yes sir, I thought Scotty Aces' middle performance was worthy of an AVM."

Human centipenis by Scoops747 July 30, 2013

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022