Centerpenis

A centerpenis is a dildo center piece for a formal table.

Wow Meg, I’m having so much fun at your sex party but you have to tell me, where did you find that centerpenis??

by Dis0wned May 13, 2018

centerpeice

Taking a dump, wiping, then taking another little dump on top of the toliet paper.

Mike: Dude, i just left an awesome centerpeice in your toilet!

Joe: You kno i expect you to flush that, right?

by OG Birdfeeder January 1, 2012

centipenis

a penis with over a hundred legs, or a penis that is a meter in length

dude 1: I have a centipenis
dude 2: the good kind or the bad kind
dude 1: you tell me!!!

by Teran Bergeron July 5, 2007

Craterpenis

A penis that is so deformed it almost shares a liking of a coffeecake.

or

When it's time to become a nun.

John held up a sponge to his private parts they were almost Identical, that's when I realized my boyfriend had a Craterpenis.

by HotPinkPyro August 2, 2010

Human centipenis

When males partake in polygamous anal sex facing in the same direction, i.e. nut to butt, so that the orgy resembles a centipede. Although only a true centipenis can be made with exactly 50 participants, any group of 3 or more is commonly refers to as this for comedic purposes.

"Did you see the MMMM scene in that new pornographic video, 'The Human Centipenis'?"

"Yes sir, I thought Scotty Aces' middle performance was worthy of an AVM."

by Scoops747 July 30, 2013