When you have to shit so bad that your dick gets rock hard which then makes it hard to shit. But it also holding the shit lightweight turns you on.
Corey - How are you feeling?

Rey - I am feeling okay, I have to shit but I have a boner. I’m suffering from constipenis.

Corey - I am sorry to hear that. Just make sure you don’t finish out of both ends at the same time, it could be dangerous.
by SMtoGuad August 20, 2023
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