Constipenis

When you have to shit so bad that your dick gets rock hard which then makes it hard to shit. But it also holding the shit lightweight turns you on.

Corey - How are you feeling?

Rey - I am feeling okay, I have to shit but I have a boner. I’m suffering from constipenis.

Corey - I am sorry to hear that. Just make sure you don’t finish out of both ends at the same time, it could be dangerous.

Constipenis by SMtoGuad August 19, 2023

Constipissing

When you want to piss but the damn pee won't come out! Possibly because your urethra is jammed with cum, pussy juice, coke, whatever

Etymology: verb form of constapiss, which is cheaply and crudely derived from the term constipate

Adam: I nearly blew my balls out when I tried to take a piss... I was constipissing!

Lilith: Have you been jamming blow up your urethra again?!

Adam (meekly): yes :(

Constipissing by Der Gelb Baron October 15, 2010

Constipediamemoria 

The written narration of constipated experiences over time. Constipediamemoria is the definition of a visitor's ledger which sole purpose is to collect stories of first-hand experiences with constipation relief. Sure to be a best-seller, short-stories of constipation is the perfect toilet-reader for guest-toilets anywhere.

His wait was long and arduous. When the relief of constipation was finally granted upon his bowels, his entire being was full of rejoice. He was left with an undeniable need to document the experience, and with arduous precision, he wrote his memories within the book of Constipediamemoria.

Constipediamemoria by PederPaaskTM December 7, 2013

Constapenio  

A man which is a small skinny man but have a oversized penis for his body. This makes him bottom heavy causing him to walk funny, and could cause several problems for the male whilst having sexual intercourse. hence the word CONSTAPENIO

Constapenio - Jack was having sex with Polly and his body collapsed as his penis was too powerful for his body to take this is becuase of his (Constapenio).

Constapenio by Harrunchan January 10, 2008

centipenis 

a penis with over a hundred legs, or a penis that is a meter in length

dude 1: I have a centipenis
dude 2: the good kind or the bad kind
dude 1: you tell me!!!

centipenis by Teran Bergeron July 5, 2007

Constipenning 

Exhibiting an appearance of chronic constipation. Commonly employed by the actor Sean Penn.

Joe: Bro, you need some senokot?

Bartholomew: Nah dawg I'm just constipenning.

Constipenning by IRockJohnDoe September 1, 2013

Constipants 

Constipated Occupants.
When someone has "constipated occupants" that they need to get rid of; aka constipation.

Kimmy: Want to go to the gym later?
Caity: What time?
Kimmy: After my cooking class.
Caity: Sorry, I can't. I have some constipants that I need to take care of.

Constipants by Rora Marie January 2, 2008