Centipedo 

Same as a pedofile except in an insect form. A picture below is a example taken in a nuclear lab of what these little guys can look like. Be careful. You might have one in your house!

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I have a "centipedo" in my pants!!! HELP

Centipedo by DanTheManWithThePlanYetWithout November 19, 2018

centipedo 

when someone is acting like a centipede but is weirdo

"wow bro u such a centipedo" *laughs*

centipedo by hahahahahah i funny bro October 9, 2020

centipede handjob 

when you get in a human centipede and you give a handjob in the man front of you.

Jim is front and Anne is behind a human centipede.
Jim: Please give me a centipede handjob Anne.
Anne: *mumbles, then gives one*

centipede handjob by GoshPoshJosh December 16, 2014

house centipede 

A harmless, yet scary-ass creature about the length of your finger that looks like it glides when it walks. It is also covered in hair and looks like it has way more legs than it does. If you spot one of these and you aren't expecting it, you will most likely shit yourself. insect bug centipede

me: "JESUS CHRIST" *runs to get large book to smush house centipede*

house centipede by Donkeytron April 24, 2007

Centipede 

Giant tropical centipedes share their territories with tarantulas. Despite it's impressive length, it's a nimble navigator, and some can be highly venomous. As quick as lightning, just like the tarantula it's killing, the centipede has two curved hollow fangs which inject paralyzing venom.
Even tarantulas aren't immune from an ambush.
This centipede is a predator...

*Hint*: Look up centipede on youtube.
enjoy.

UKF: Centipede!

*Bass Drops*

Centipede by iPosteh January 18, 2013

Best Buy Mobile Centipede 

The delicious act of getting all the male mobile employees to come in early on a work day disrobe and get face to ass amongst each other. This is usually orchestrated by a morbidly obese supervisor or assistant manager under the false pretense that it builds teamwork and morale.

Gus called the boys of his team into work early and had them make the Best Buy Mobile centipede.

Best Buy Mobile Centipede by Franky619 October 27, 2010

Human Boobi-centipede 

The moment when several females (most of the time strippers) give a motorboat to and equivalent number of male. Each Female after a certain time (30 sec to couple minutes) will have to move to her right in an orderly fashion so that every male of the group is motor boated by every girls.

In the end it does look like a centipede of boobs moving.

first invented in Budapest @ P2 Club in 2014 by a group of french lads.

Hey Peter what should we do for Sam stag do we 12 and don't have a good group activity ?

Well, let's organize him an Human Boobi-centipede at the strip club for him

Awesome idea can't wait to see 24 boobs !

Human Boobi-centipede by Wilbaune September 18, 2014