celloma 

The waking coma-like state of persons walking in public and utilizing their cellular phones, Blackberries, or similar electronic hand-held devices that prevents such persons from being aware of their immediate surroundings, including passersby.

"This dumb-fuck in a celloma bumped into me on the street, knocking my coffee all over my coat."

celloma by Feech Lo Sguardo February 3, 2009

Cellotato 

The combination of a cello and potato. The description of a lazy musician. Aka Maya Shukla. Cellotato is also a famous song. The original cellotato is a famous musician that looks like a potato.

Maya is such a cellotato.

Cellotato by Cellotato November 19, 2018

Cellotato 

The combination of a cello and a potato. The description of a lazy musician. Aka Maya Shukla. Cellotato is a famous song sang by her fellow peers. The original Cellotato is a famous musician that looks like a potato.

Maya is such a Cellotato.

Cellotato by Cellotato November 19, 2018

Anal Rape Cellotape 

A word you can shout out at random and it's funny because it rhymes! It works well with "Ring Sting". A very good way to amuse friends

Danny: DUDE
Sam: What?
Danny: ANAL RAPE CELLOTAPE
Sam: HAHAHA DUDE THATS SO FUNNY!

Anal Rape Cellotape by Danny!!! March 7, 2011

the brutal cellmate 

This is the ONLY sex act that the turd brains who submit disgusting sex acts to UD and are obviously virgin teenage boys with overactive imaginations,will ever experience. Should anyone ever attempt the ridiculous,impossible,violent or illegal sex moves submitted to Urban Dictionary,their future would certainly contain abundant,non-consenting,forceful,prison-style anal sex from a cellmate named Bubba.

My buddy tried the Cleveland Steamer on his wife.She had him arrested and now all he gets is the brutal cellmate.

the brutal cellmate by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011

Cellmate 

A Celldweller Fan.

If there’s one thing all Celldweller fans can agree on, it’s this: Celldweller has a huge discography. There are releases upon releases upon remixes upon instrumentals upon deluxe editions. Where does a new Cellmate even begin to start?!

Cellmate by Delatom July 26, 2018

Cellotape 

Long strips of sticky stuff used to stick things together, often comes in a role, and u can never find the end, unless you've got one of them little dispenser things.

I can't move! Some one cellotaped me to this stepladder!

Cellotape by Camp_milkman March 8, 2004