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cellumark

As we all know or may have experienced, cellulite is caused by a collection of fat that creates a dimple underneath the skin. Stretchmarks are most common during pregnancy or other times of rapid weight gain and create a shimmery-looking scar on the skin. But what is it called when the cellulite and stretchmarks become one? It becomes a cellumark, a little bit of cellulite, and a little bit of stretchmark. This may be something that other 40-something-year-old women like myself may experience.
Having self love means to embrace my cellulite, stretchmarks, and cellumarks.
by Michelle MaBelle November 3, 2022
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Cellular Paranoia

When a person feels like everyone decided to hate them all at once because no matter who they call or text, no one will respond. Generally this is followed by the person calling every single contact in their phonebook, in order to alleviate the condition. Some will also call others off a different person's phone, to see if they are actually being ignored.
Marry had a horrible case of Cellular Paranoia; she called everyone she knew from a payphone to see if they would answer.
by crazytexan182 December 23, 2009
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Carpal Cellular Syndrome

Similar to Carpel Tunnel Syndrome, but resulting from excessive texting, Facebook, and other cell phone related activities.
Man, I was texting all day and my Carpal Cellular Syndrome is killing me. I need to see a physical therapist!
by Out my name February 8, 2017
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Pseudo Cellular Vibrosis

When a person feels the vibration of their cell phone, but it is not vibrating.
I keep having Pseudo Cellular Vibrosis but no one is calling my phone.
by Jon Dipre November 10, 2008
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cellularpath

someone who sadistically destroys phones one after the other, either by accident or purpose.
"My name is margot, and im a cellularpath"

...."hi margot"
by margotgee27 November 24, 2010
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cellular faux

(n.) a social phenomenon wherein which a person acts as though he is on his cell phone in order to shield himself from uncomfortable situations.
When Peggy saw the bum approaching, she flipped open her LG and began laughing incessantly as though someone had told a joke on the other end of the line. Still penniless, the bum's plan was thwarted by cellular faux.
by evil little monkey July 27, 2005
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cellular drift

When someone is texting or playing with their cell phone while walking very, very slowly and not paying attention to their surroundings. Cellular drifters tend to weave erratically on the sidewalk making it difficult to pass them.
person 1: "What took you so long?"
person 2: "Sorry, I'm late. The girl walking in front of me was cellular drifting and I couldn't get past her."
by kyeshe October 14, 2009
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