Definitions by Camp_milkman

cream cheese and jam sandwiches 

the most disgusting thing that you could ever force someone to eat, but which some sick, twisted people find pleasurable to consume

Mum: Have a nice day dear - oh by the way, i gave you cream cheese and jam samwhiches, eat them all up now.
Kid: Nooooooooooooooooooo!

cream cheese and jam sandwiches by Camp_milkman July 1, 2006

Cellotape 

Long strips of sticky stuff used to stick things together, often comes in a role, and u can never find the end, unless you've got one of them little dispenser things.

I can't move! Some one cellotaped me to this stepladder!

Cellotape by Camp_milkman March 8, 2004