Camp_milkman's definitions

Cellotape

Long strips of sticky stuff used to stick things together, often comes in a role, and u can never find the end, unless you've got one of them little dispenser things.

I can't move! Some one cellotaped me to this stepladder!

by Camp_milkman March 8, 2004

cream cheese and jam sandwiches

the most disgusting thing that you could ever force someone to eat, but which some sick, twisted people find pleasurable to consume

Mum: Have a nice day dear - oh by the way, i gave you cream cheese and jam samwhiches, eat them all up now.
Kid: Nooooooooooooooooooo!

by Camp_milkman July 1, 2006