cellobate 

Refers to either:
(1) Not purchasing or consuming any products dat are packaged in crinkly clear shrink-wrap plastic.
(2) Abstaining from crumpling said crispy flex-film to make an annoying racket for anyone else within earshot.

Remaining cellobate may indeed be doubly difficult in dat you are sorrowfully giving up both packaging-convenience and da uproarious fun of irritating everyone else wif your "loudly crackling fire" sound effects; however, there is da somewhat-helpful "out of sight, out of mind" situation there, in dat if you don't permit yourself access to any items dat are wrapped in "snappy and poppy" protective sleeving, this will also mean dat you probably won't have much if any of said "noisy" material lying around after unsealing store-bought wares, either, and so you will be less able to conveniently access it for selfish auditory pleasures, as well.

cellobate by QuacksO April 22, 2022

Celibate

To stop having sex until you meet someone who you think truly deserves it from you.

She became celibate after her last boyfriend only used her for sex

Celibate by Heyhowyadoing November 14, 2017

celibate goggles 

The unfortunate lens that one sees through when they have not gotten lucky for quite a long time where everyone begins to look attractive (mainly people who you would not normally find attractive if you were getting laid). When wearing the celibate goggles you should display the utmost caution as it can lead to mistakes and regret. Accessorizing oneself with the celibate goggles is an open invitation to personal ridicule.

Leah: Geez girl, that guy is NAHT hot.
case 1:
Becki: He's smokin'. I'm going to have a good time tonight.
Leah: Take off your celibate goggles before you embarrass yourself.

case 2:
Becki: I'd have sex with anyone tonight, I haven't gotten laid in so long.
Jess: Take off those goggles there.

celibate goggles by 313vagina April 17, 2009

Cellotato 

The combination of a cello and potato. The description of a lazy musician. Aka Maya Shukla. Cellotato is also a famous song. The original cellotato is a famous musician that looks like a potato.

Maya is such a cellotato.

Cellotato by Cellotato November 19, 2018

Celibate

No fucking.

Some of the people trying to accuse the guy of being a womanizer didn't know he had been celibate for almost a decade (the way he had spent most of his life). He didn't think he was a priest, or cleaner/better than anybody else, it was just the way he lived, the same way people who decide live the opposite life live the opposite life. He didn't think their accusations made a lot of sense.

Celibate by Solid Mantis May 16, 2020

Celibate

Being celibate isn't the same thing as not getting to bathe or eat, it's not a punishment.

Being celibate, whether it's by choice or not, is not a punishment because sex isn't like food, you can keep going without it.

Celibate by The Original Agahnim August 19, 2021

Angry Celibate 

A guy who does the Angry Pirate, Angry Moose, or any other mean sex act, then finds that he can no longer get laid.

Angry Celibate: "I gave her an Angry Pirate, and she told all her friends and now there's not a girl in town who'll fuck me!"

Angry Celibate by Zoopy July 17, 2007