cellboy
cellboy by GuidoPosse69 February 6, 2005
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celloboy
someone (a male) who is objectively mid at cello yet thinks he could bust out dvorak (or the likes) within a year; naturally, will probably have the self-confidence of ur dog after pooping at the base of a tree and an ego the size of the internet
celloboy by celloboy enthusiast April 24, 2022
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cellboy • cellbow • cellborg • celboy • Cellbonded • cellbonics • cellby • celloboy • Eskimo Callboy • Electric Callboy
celboy
Usually, a pompous self-righteous incel is very opinionated and thinks very highly of themselves. They are the keyboard warriors of the internet and don't know when to shut the hell up but would crumble if shit went down in the streets irl. The most famous widely known celboy is Chris chan . They are often very angry because they can't get women so they resort to passing around anime waifu pictures. Their dakimakura is their most prized and nasty possession .they often go by preston
Guy 1 All hunter does is sit on his laptop all day when he is working as a mentor is very sus tbh
Guy 2 doesn't the state pay him to do more as a mentor and that full beard of his is so nasty!!
Guy 1 yeah he says he's working on some stupid digital boardgame I think he's up to something he won't use my wifi
guy 2 yeah he seems like he's gonna be a cyber-terrorist that whole bs threat to report you owning an e-bike was idiotic
guy 1 yeah he's a total real deal celboy always has to act like a know it all with a chip on his shoulder
Guy 2 doesn't the state pay him to do more as a mentor and that full beard of his is so nasty!!
Guy 1 yeah he says he's working on some stupid digital boardgame I think he's up to something he won't use my wifi
guy 2 yeah he seems like he's gonna be a cyber-terrorist that whole bs threat to report you owning an e-bike was idiotic
guy 1 yeah he's a total real deal celboy always has to act like a know it all with a chip on his shoulder
Eskimo Callboy
The best Electronicore band there ever was. In the unreleased version of the bible it says that even jesus enjoyed their music.
Eskimo Callboy by 5w4993r April 9, 2021
cellborg
noun - A person who has completely merged with their cell phone. Fairly indistinguishable from a schizophrenic, as it is difficult to determine if they are talking to themselves, or to spider demons at large.
Play on "cyborg" q.v. and a merger of cell (phone) + "Borg" q.v.
Play on "cyborg" q.v. and a merger of cell (phone) + "Borg" q.v.
That guy is such a cellborg! He was sitting on the toilet, wheeling and dealing!
Don't be such a cellborg! Take that piece of crap outta your ear once in a while!
Don't be such a cellborg! Take that piece of crap outta your ear once in a while!
cellborg
Any pretentious person with a blinking Bluetooth device in their ear and their cellphone either proudly displayed on their hip or hidden in a pocket or purse. The Bluetooth light reminds you that they're not insane, just complete tools.
cellbow
the medical condition of stiff and/or painful elbows brought about by holding a cell phone to the ear every waking and driving minute.
"Sorry officer, I could have avoided the errant penguin if I didn't have a painful cellbow condition".
cellbow by Dean Morris August 6, 2003
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