cellbonics

is the practice of shortening all of your words to initials, symbols, and things that can't be understood by anyone for texting.

My kids complain all the time about my cellbonics and expect me to type out each word correctly, even though they have qwerty pads and I do not.

by foodtopia February 4, 2010

Cellbone

An occasion when a person's pants are tight enough to misconstrue the fact that their cell phone in their pocket is not part of their bone structure because it looks like a protruding bone.

Hipsters wearing skinny jeans with a Sidekick in their pockets looks like they have a cellbone

by T. Michael May 17, 2010