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cell mates 

noun

The general theory that your mobile phone (cell phone) knows you better than anyone else based on hearing all of your phone calls, knowing all of your texts, facebook updates, emails, GPS locations, etc. and is therefore one of your best friends. After all, there is no person or device that you interact with more than your phone.
Dave and Hal are total cell mates. That guy takes his phone with him with everywhere he goes - even the different rooms in his apartment!
cell mates by gtbarry August 17, 2009
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the brutal cellmate 

This is the ONLY sex act that the turd brains who submit disgusting sex acts to UD and are obviously virgin teenage boys with overactive imaginations,will ever experience. Should anyone ever attempt the ridiculous,impossible,violent or illegal sex moves submitted to Urban Dictionary,their future would certainly contain abundant,non-consenting,forceful,prison-style anal sex from a cellmate named Bubba.
My buddy tried the Cleveland Steamer on his wife.She had him arrested and now all he gets is the brutal cellmate.

Cellmate 

If there’s one thing all Celldweller fans can agree on, it’s this: Celldweller has a huge discography. There are releases upon releases upon remixes upon instrumentals upon deluxe editions. Where does a new Cellmate even begin to start?!
Cellmate by Delatom July 26, 2018

Cellmates 

A group of individuals who share work area
How do you know them? They are my cellmates we work together!
Cellmates by bestclues August 4, 2017

cellmate 

The bitch you are fucking (guy) in jail, and or prison.
Hey man I got my cellmate licking my ballonknot.
cellmate by Rowdy Caspar May 9, 2006

Cellmate Ice Cream 

Cocoa, sugar, creamer. We put it in a little bag--trash bag, you know. Mix it all up {...then put the bag inside a 5-gallon bucket}. Surround it with ice. Pour salt--a layer of salt and ice, salt and ice, and ah, {hang bucket from top bunk's frame and...} shake it back and forth for about an hour and a half then you have ice cream. Homemade ice cream."

This is ice cream. It's really good.
Cellmate ice cream tastes as good as Granny's hand-cranked but's lots cheaper and simpler too.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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