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Cell out 

Scrolling through information in your cell phone, such as text messages or list of contacts. Often a feeble attempt to appear more popular when you have no one to talk to in a given social setting. Also a mindless activity to pass dead time, such as when on the toilet.
John felt awkward because none of his friends were at the party, so he sat in the corner and started to cell out.
Cell out by thejollygreengiant November 4, 2009

u.s. never-cell-out field 

A shitty ballpark on the south side of chicago that lives up to its name: Never Sells Out. Home of the Chicago White Sux, the shittier of the chicago teams. Note that it's the Chicago Cubs that get 3 million fans a year at home games, because they're so much better than the sux.

Famed for being the world's largest ghetto

a place where no one gives a flying fuck about baseball because they're all just trying to survive a sux game.
U.S. Never-Cell-Out Field: Where there are more drive-by's than line drives!

Cell Phone Freak Out 

The brief frantic search that occurs when you you think you've lost your cell phone only to find it right in your pocket.
Matt- Why is Bob flailing around like that?
Mary- Looks like a cell phone freak out... yup he found it.

Man whore-out (your cell phone charger) 

To lend your cell phone charger to someone.

Derived from the penis-like appearance of many charger plugs.
"Hey Dude, can you man whore-out (your cell phone charger) to me for a couple of hours? My battery is completely flat."

out with da girlz, call da cell!!!1! 

an away message put up by girls to show that they are currently not at their computer and are "out with da girlz." Usually prefaced by a smiley face and a few "lol"s. Also a derogatory expression of female intelligence.
I used to think she was cool, but now I realize she's "out with da girlz, call da cell!!!1!" type of girl.
Someone who fakes talking on their cellphone in order to ignore someone trying to sell them something.
That guy is such a cellout,he just faked a conversation on his cell to avoid those girlscouts selling cookies!
cellout by Earl Gr. March 20, 2008