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The general theory that your mobile phone (cell phone) knows you better than anyone else based on hearing all of your phone calls, knowing all of your texts, facebook updates, emails, GPS locations, etc. and is therefore one of your best friends. After all, there is no person or device that you interact with more than your phone.
Dave and Hal are total cell mates. That guy takes his phone with him with everywhere he goes - even the different rooms in his apartment!
by gtbarry August 17, 2009
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
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When two people talk or text on their cell phone endlessly but don't have a romantic or sexual relationship.
Is Harry porking Sally?
Nah, they're just cell mates, always texting. Her phone bill must be longer than my dick.
Speaking of, my Japanese gardner called, he wants his penis back. Snap!
by Professor Powers March 05, 2010
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A group of individuals who share work area
How do you know them? They are my cellmates we work together!
by bestclues August 01, 2017
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If there’s one thing all Celldweller fans can agree on, it’s this: Celldweller has a huge discography. There are releases upon releases upon remixes upon instrumentals upon deluxe editions. Where does a new Cellmate even begin to start?!
by Delatom July 26, 2018
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The bitch you are fucking (guy) in jail, and or prison.
Hey man I got my cellmate licking my ballonknot.
by Rowdy Caspar April 28, 2006
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