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ceeebs

Alternative use for cbf "can't be fucked", term used for laziness and low level of motivation, generally used whilst you're playing games.
Alex: what are you doing ?
Lenart: Playing LOL.
Alex: Dinner?
Lenart: Ceeebs.
by kuyyuk August 19, 2011
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Ceebshape

Meaning "Apple Shape" referring to quality buttocks found on the rear of both female and male human beings.
The word "Ceeb" is originated from the word apple in Iranian. "Shape" is referring to the nice rounded buttock that the person, using the word, is referring to.
The word "Ceebshape" must never be used to 'trick' or 'troll' your mates, as this is deemed inferior and/or life threatening to the victim.
"DAMN man, doesn't your sister have a nice ceebshape?"
"oi!"
"DAAAAAMMMMMNNNNNN"
by Ceeb_Hunter March 27, 2015
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Ceebs

Ceebs is a state of mind, appropriated from the term CBF. Ceebs has less syllables than the abreviation CBF, thus enhancing the lack of enthusiasm.
It is almost impossible to cure and can have devastating side effects such as a reduction in health through the strong power of ceebs.
A: "Hey, wanna come for a walk?"
B: "Nah, ceebs"
A: "K...wanna watch a movie"
B: "I would...but ceebs"
A: "WELL FUCK YOU"
by 1c33bs November 17, 2011
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celebslut

A shameless female who prefers to stoop to the level of a crack-whore in a desperate attempt to attract any publicity rather than none.

This is often achieved by dressing as a slut when attending movie premieres or acting like a slut to gain attention at celebrity parties or attracting a male audience rather than no audience to an otherwise mind-numbingly boring TV show.
"Paris Hilton upstages host at celebrity party by performing lewd celebslut acts"

"Gwyneth Paltrow sports another disappearing celebslut dress at movie premiere"

"Nigella Lawson licks herself provocatively on screen like a celebslut rather than cook food on a TV cookery show which would otherwise attract a very low audience"
by funkbadger August 12, 2009
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Phatty Ceebs

Beyond any level of ceeb found, very rare amongst the older generation. Only two boys have adopted this culture of phatty ceebs
Dom: Ooga Booga come here
Caeleb: PHATTY CEEBS
by Phatty Ceebs August 18, 2019
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Celebsexual

You are attracted emotionally and physically only to celebrities or fictional characters usually of both genders.
E.g. The people I have a crush on are Michael Clifford, Ariana Grande, Ashton Irwin, Calum Hood, Luke Hemmings, Ashley Benson, Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, Zac Efron, Evan Peters. etc
My sexual orientation is celebsexual
by tastingclifford July 8, 2014
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celebstitute

The term used to describe a marginal "celebrity" whose actions make them a regular tabloid/paparazzi target, thus diverting unwanted attention away from legitimate celebrities and allowing them to lead relatively normal lives.
Celebrities living in hot-spots such as Hollywood must be thrilled by the low-hanging-fruit phenomenon of "celebstitution", which keeps the paparazzi chasing reality "stars" while they run errands and drive their kids to school in peace. (Perhaps they should even start a celebstitute fund to ensure that this seemingly bottomless supply of willing distractions is kept spray-tanned and Ed-Hardied to their hearts' content.)
by daisydoesit July 24, 2010
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