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little ceasars
Place where broke ass people like you and I go to get a $5 pizza. While it may be good until the 4th slice, your asshole will leak more than the McDonald's bathroom. But, their pizza is $5, and you can't beat that.
Tim: Damn, that was some hella pizza from that Little Ceasars place man.
John: Yeah, but I have major swampass after eating that shit.
John: Yeah, but I have major swampass after eating that shit.
little ceasars by IchWohne November 21, 2013
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Little ceasars
John: "Man... Jessica still won't go out with me, but she keeps asking when I'm free."
Kyle: "You are her Little ceasars bro."
Kyle: "You are her Little ceasars bro."
Little ceasars by Boomshack January 15, 2018
Ceasar
The most caring, lovable guy you could ever possibly know. Shoot, you can probably just title him as a big teddy bear! He acts like a hard ass, but honestly he has a big heart. He will go through so much just to be with his girl friend. He doesn't rush his girl(s), he's a true gentlemen. Sure, he makes a few mistakes but he tries to fix them soon in the future. He's not perfect but trust me, you would fall in a deep love spell with him. He has such a way with words. A bit of a heart breaker but hey who isn't /:
Hey, did you hear? Ceasar broke up with his girlfriend again!
Ceasar and his girl were totally swapping spit at his house last night!
Ceasar and his girl were totally swapping spit at his house last night!
little caesars
Little caesar's is a discount pizza chain that embraces environmentalism by using recycled car tires as an eco friendly alternative to pizza crust
little caesars by v8thunderbird February 6, 2015
Ceasar Salad
The Ceasar salad takes preparation and patience, requiring saving/building up a load (of cum) for a week or two to get the full desired effect. The move is initiated by having the girl lay flat on her stomach while penetrating her from the back alternating between anally and vaginally. Pull out when close to ejaculation and cum all over her back, ass, and in her hair. Thereby covering her like a Ceasar salad with a huge saved up load. Immediately realizing that she is covered like a Ceasar salad, she will ask you to wipe it off with a towel since she can’t reach all over her back to get all the cum and she can feel it running down her sides. A true artist will not want to take anything away from his creation of a masterpiece and will refuse to clean up the crime scene while admiring his work proudly, obviously denying to wipe the cum off her with a towel. This will most likely piss her off and result in you being called an insensitive selfish asshole or similar, but it will be amusing to watch her struggle with wiping off the excessive load of cum all over her while she is getting up and leaving your place. This move is especially recommended on redheads or strawberry blondes.
Last night I covered Lisa like a Ceasar salad and she got pissed because she asked me to wipe it off her, but I refused and admired my masterpiece like a true artist. She left, but later came back for more.
Ceasar Salad by Quagmire_G January 31, 2010
Cesars Criterium
The Cesars Criterium is a check that is passed only if a girl looks beautiful wearing a ballgag
If she does not she will have failed the check
If she does not she will have failed the check
Cesars Criterium by zantehood August 18, 2023
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