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ceasaré 

A bad ass mutha fucka that don’t take no shit from tide pod eating, no pussy getting, no tattoo having ass, little snicker dick punk shitting in his pants, douche bag bitch that can’t find a set a balls to attach to his vagina and pretend to be a man.
Oh shit its Ceasaré
ceasaré by SnowSk8yeti January 25, 2018
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The most caring, lovable guy you could ever possibly know. Shoot, you can probably just title him as a big teddy bear! He acts like a hard ass, but honestly he has a big heart. He will go through so much just to be with his girl friend. He doesn't rush his girl(s), he's a true gentlemen. Sure, he makes a few mistakes but he tries to fix them soon in the future. He's not perfect but trust me, you would fall in a deep love spell with him. He has such a way with words. A bit of a heart breaker but hey who isn't /:
Hey, did you hear? Ceasar broke up with his girlfriend again!

Ceasar and his girl were totally swapping spit at his house last night!
Ceasar by bereaal February 2, 2018

Ceasar Salad 

The Ceasar salad takes preparation and patience, requiring saving/building up a load (of cum) for a week or two to get the full desired effect. The move is initiated by having the girl lay flat on her stomach while penetrating her from the back alternating between anally and vaginally. Pull out when close to ejaculation and cum all over her back, ass, and in her hair. Thereby covering her like a Ceasar salad with a huge saved up load. Immediately realizing that she is covered like a Ceasar salad, she will ask you to wipe it off with a towel since she can’t reach all over her back to get all the cum and she can feel it running down her sides. A true artist will not want to take anything away from his creation of a masterpiece and will refuse to clean up the crime scene while admiring his work proudly, obviously denying to wipe the cum off her with a towel. This will most likely piss her off and result in you being called an insensitive selfish asshole or similar, but it will be amusing to watch her struggle with wiping off the excessive load of cum all over her while she is getting up and leaving your place. This move is especially recommended on redheads or strawberry blondes.
Last night I covered Lisa like a Ceasar salad and she got pissed because she asked me to wipe it off her, but I refused and admired my masterpiece like a true artist. She left, but later came back for more.
Ceasar Salad by Quagmire_G January 31, 2010
Last name of Italian origin. Used also in latin America. Mainly known for being people of their word and not taking any sh*t from anyone.
"You can trust him , he's a Casarez."
Casarez by Evil1983 February 21, 2010

Caesared 

Getting Caesared is when you get shanked by all your close friends at once, like Julius caesar from Shakespear's play "Julius Caesar" act 2. This usually occurs after somone has commited a dasterdly deed, or sometimes just for fun.
"After steward made Raine mad, we had to conspire to get Stewart Caesared."

"If she keeps talkin mess, we might have to Caesar Alexis."
Caesared by Tomokiman September 19, 2016
Heartwarming and caring guy always there for his friends would always defend the ones he cares for he would also put a smile on your face when your feeling down would always be with you and not let you down would never turn his back on you he also loves dancing he's Mexican by heart and would never change that he's also a loyal guy and handsome in his own way loves having especially if its with his friends he's also a hard worker and he can also be "pobre pero humilde"
Cesareo is someone I would like to have as a friend
cesareo by Cesareo March 13, 2017

Caesarean section

A ritualistic birthing method practised almost universally among humans in the western hemisphere and most of Europe. Also known as a "c-section".

In a Caesarean section, the fetus is extracted through a large vertical incision usually going from the naval to the pubis mons. This method of birthing does not result in the usual birth-related stretching of the vagina, thus preserving what many hold to be a sacred orifice.
Dave's dating this cougar. He said she's had five kids, all without a Caesarean section. He swears you can tie her meat curtains in a knot.
Caesarean section by Captain Vimes October 14, 2011
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