cazen 

Curly black hair, dark skinned mixed, wears tank tops a lot, plays football, and is a leader

Cazen runs the best touchdowns in football, and is a great leader

cazen by Cazen November 25, 2017

The Calendar Option 

A technique of temporarily “saving face” with colleagues, bosses, customers, and auditors by changing every calendar and clock in a particular workplace in an effort to cover up a missed deadline. “The Calendar Option” is the “Nuclear Option” of work place fault misdirection. “The Calendar Option” should only be used when the monumental task of changing dozens of calendars, clocks, and watches pales in comparison to actually completing ones assigned task on time. Hacking of local computer and cellular networks is usually preferred, as these sources represent the primary ways of determining dates and times. “The Calendar Option” will buy you enough time to prepare a resume, write a cover page, and apply for other jobs in the timespan prior to your superiors realizing you’ve elegantly gamed them to death. Worried about future employment? Don’t! One who can successfully employ “The Calendar Option” is often far under-employed anyway. This fact is clearly demonstrated as the time, energy, intelligence and sheer skill required to pull off the maneuver could be accomplished by no less than an American, tier 1, Special Forces operator who is also a Ninja.

Are you late? Can’t blame a colleague? Can’t blame your computer? Can’t blame the weather? Don’t even bother! Just employ “The Calendar Option” and you won’t need to blame a thing because the calendar and clocks say “you’re not late!”

late nuclear option option ninja bad employee blame

The Calendar Option by Darren Besert January 21, 2016

calentada 

A prison term that’s you’re going to get jumped by your raza for not following the rules

That’s fool is going to get a calentada if he keeps fucking up

calentada by Wickedspic December 9, 2018

calendula 

the flower of a heart break

1970/2020

"Why I'm probably the best in town to help you with that, young lad. What are you growing?" “Calendulas.”

calendula by shell bay April 21, 2021

princess cadence 

The best princess from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic!

"Sunshine, sunshine! Ladybugs awake! Clap your hooves, and do a little shake!"

and since i need to include the word "princess cadence" in the description, because urbandictionary is just plain old retarded...
princess cadence

princess cadence by 730cute November 15, 2013

Caden

Caden is a fricking water bender and can kill you with a God dam water bottle

Oh shoot here comes caden

Caden by Dark_Ramen September 17, 2019

Cadence 

The most amazing, wonderful adorable girl you'll ever meet. She cares deeply for her friends and always tells the truth. She will protect you at all costs even if it will hurt her she will do anything to make her friends happy. If you are lucky enough to date a cadence, hold her to your heart and never let go of her. She may struggle with self-esteem issues but if you help her and remind her of how amazing she really is, she will be happy. She already is a genuinely happy person but being with a specific person can make her be even more filled with joy and happiness. She is a weirdo but if you love her just enough, she will never leave you unless you really break her heart. If you are stupid enough to break her heart it's possible that her best friend will hunt you down and knock some sense into you. Dont take her for granted.

Person 1- Cadence is my best friend
Person 2- shut up she is my best friend

Cadence by Herro2 June 11, 2018